Survey!

1. Whats your name? maria clare s.

2. Where do you live? bama

3. What brings you to this side of the forums? i like surveys

4. How long have you been here? a year this month

5. Do you have a job? no, but i want one

6. Are you a student? if so, what school are you going to? no

7. Do you like avacados? well, i do like guacamole

8. Do you like ham? sure

9.

10. If you were to make a question for number nine, what would it be? what's your favorite book?

11. How fast can you type? 55-60 wpm (sadly, it's perhaps my only real skill)

12. If i give you a bag of lemons, what would you do with them? make lemonade

13. Are you a member of scientology? if so, what the hell? no way

14. East coast or West coast? i'm not even sure what this means...

15. Can you speak any danish? no

16. Where do you hope to be next year? just in a better way

17. What is your philosophy on life? respect. everyone deserves respect and love.

18. Do you enjoy having very deep conversations about little topics? sometimes, but sometimes i get bored.

19. What time does it say..............now? 7:26 AM

20. Do you miss any one at the moment? not really

21. Hey, theres a spider on your shoulder! AHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! *shakes violently and hits shoulder* OMG! IS IT GONE? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S GONE!

22. Do you enjoy being silly and having fun without worrying about what anyone thinks of you? as long as i'm not acting like an ass

23. Do you realize??? sure

24. Why dont we do it in the road? i think that's dangerous

25. Is your name george? no

26. How bright does your love light burn? it could be brighter, but i have lots of love in my heart for certain people

27. Are you a more slow paced, chill person? or are you fast, witty and like to get things done fast like on speed type person? both. depends on my mood. i'm obsessive, so a lot of times i like to get things done fast. but sometimes i get lazy...

28. Who made this survey? i don't remember

29. If you were to describe how the last year of your life went in 3 rhyming words, what would you say? fuck, muck, stuck

30. Should i get a hair cut for realz? i didn't look at your pics

31. Man, Mayn, Mang, or Mangos? i don't understand the question, but if you're looking for a pronunciation of man, well, man!

32. Whats your favorite rolling stones song? can't always get what you want

33. Do you have a video of yourself on you tube? i have one i'd like to put up, but i haven't yet

34. What was the last thing you consumed? salmon in a can

35. Is manbearpig real? for sure

36. If you could have sex with a star, would you? no, i prefer real people

37. Do you live near any great outdoors area's? well, i do live in bama... my friends own like 25 acres and there are lots of nature preserves and don't forget the botanical gardens

38. How old is your mind? as old as it wants to me, sometimes young, sometimes very old

39. Do you listen to vinyl at all? i wish i could, but i don't have a turntable

40. How do you meet people? randomly and unexpectedly, or through mutual friends

41. Whats your favorite pie? apple, or lemon meringue. but i'm not really a big pie person.

42. How do you plan on getting through life? good question

43. Dont you ever stop and say to yourself "man, i could of thought up the pet rock and made a million dollars..."? nope, never

44. Do you like to watch american idol? if yes, why? i do, to make fun of the bad singers and try to see if there are any good ones. it's not my favorite show, though.

45. Do you wanna go grab a cup of coffee or something? espresso? sure!

46. a/s/l? 21/f/bama

47. What time do you usually wake up everyday? whenever i want (it has been 5 pm lately. i hate getting up that late, but sometimes i can't go to sleep until early morning)

48. What are you plans for tonight? well, my sister's coming into town with her husband and my niece and we're going to have lunch at the fish market this afternoon. should be fun.

49. Can i take a peek? nope, peeking is reserved for somebody who loves me and actually gives a damn about my welfare.

50. If there has been one thing in your life that you have been missing out on, what is it? life, damn it! i never had a proper relationship, ever. not romantic, not friendly... i mean, it's better now but my parents really fucked with my life growing up.

51. that was the last question
okey doke
__________________