Survey, Biznatch! Snap To It!

I dunno about the men you hang out with but sports don't make me touch myself, 'cept for woman's volleyball :X
Your just jealous, you want all the attention that sports get from men

 

hahaha!

 

how many time have you been married? once
how many relationships have you had? three
How many booty taps? ahaha...
do you have any kids? no
what are you wearing?
are you employed? of so, as what? Professional Pyscho Bitch
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? no
do you like italian food? no
what was the last lie you told? Um...
do you feel the need to please people? kinda
are you gullible? kinda
what is you shoe size? 7 1/2
ever huffed spray paint? not purposely
do you type fast? no
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? I'd hit it
football? sometimes
wrestling? no
drugs? no

 

how many time have you been married? zero
how many relationships have you had? serious ones? about 4
How many booty taps? zero
do you have any kids? no
what are you wearing? purple denim, gray tshirt
are you employed? of so, as what? yes, tarot reader and at a craft store
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? no
do you like italian food? yes!
what was the last lie you told? don't remember
do you feel the need to please people? certain ppl, yes
are you gullible? I don't think so
what is you shoe size? 9
ever huffed spray paint? eww, no
do you type fast? yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? indifferent
football? indifferent
wrestling? CrAp
drugs? don't care

 

how many time have you been married? none
how many relationships have you had? too many to count
How many booty taps? partners? 21
do you have any kids? hell no
what are you wearing? courteroys, black longsleeve, green shortsleeve
are you employed? of so, as what? concierge at ski resort
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? nnnope
do you like italian food? sure do
what was the last lie you told? i dont know...
do you feel the need to please people? yea i like to be pleasing
are you gullible? not too bad
what is you shoe size? 7..like you care
ever huffed spray paint? all the time, it's great...jk
do you type fast? super de duper fast
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? weirdo
football? no
wrestling? cauliflower ear
drugs? yes, please

 

Ive never been married

I've had 3 serious relationships

only 2 booty taps and they were chicks

no kids

I'm wearing a long patterend skirt, a pink long sleeved top and a white zip up sweater, no panties

I run a partition business that makes fancy offices in NYC

my friend worked at Walmart and he DID die last year so that's not too funny to me

never had anything stolen but glass pipes

I love italain food

the last lie Itold was 5 minutes ago when my boss asked if I was keeping busy

I only feel the need to please the people I most care about, and I hardly ever give up what I want to do that

I am gullible

I wear size 51/2 ladies shoe

never huffed spray paint- just whippets and medical nitrous

I don't type fast

Micheal Jackson is a disgusting freak who should be put behind bars

I love football. I like the AFC and I like to get trashed and yell at the TV

not into wrestling

I like drugs and I hate them too. they do awful things to people who can't handle them and sometimes getting them is a huge pain in the ass, but I like to smoke pot, roll on ecstacy, trip on acid and mushrooms, and anything else I'll do if offered, but I won't pay for them!

 

how many time have you been married? let me see....8
how many relationships have you had? well, only 23 serious ones.
How many booty taps? no comment
do you have any kids? i have a cactus and a pineapple plant and a dead beetle in a plastic bubble that i wear around my wrist on a string
what are you wearing? nothing
are you employed? of so, as what? currently, i'm employed as a pudding saleswoman
if you work at walmart, please die. oh good i don't
ever had your wallet stolen? noooooooo way josé..OH! José is my cacti's name!
do you like italian food? why yes i am of italian descent.. my last name is marcella jeez... no i hate herbs .
what was the last lie you told? i told george that i wanted chinese food, preferably connie chung. i that was a lie. i just wanted some chow mein.
do you feel the need to please people? only chuck.
are you gullible? are buffalo wings really from a buffalo?
what is you shoe size? 2 ladies. muahhaha. i'm one of those chinese foot binding jobbies
ever huffed spray paint? i've puffed it....
do you type fast? ksdjgksdjgkasdjkgsdjkgjkdjsgkds i'm very fast
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? whiter than a barenaked ladies concert. as long as he doesn't touch José or the pineapple, i'm fine.
football? are you referring to the sport, or kicking a man in the pills.... yick to both.
wrestling? giggity giggity giggity
drugs? not for me mama. but it's suprising how many times a day i'm asked if i'm on them.

 

how many time have you been married? none
how many relationships have you had? four
How many booty taps? none
do you have any kids? no but I have two kitties
what are you wearing? sweatpants and a hoodie
are you employed? of so, as what? I work at Mervyn's as a cashier and doing other stuff
ever had your wallet stolen? no
do you like italian food? yes I do
what was the last lie you told? I told Ben I did my resume and didn't
do you feel the need to please people? yes
are you gullible? yes and no
what is you shoe size? 7
ever huffed spray paint? no
do you type fast? yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? I do feel anything about him
football? or football
wrestling? or wrestling
drugs? or drugs

 

how many time have you been married? ONCE
how many relationships have you had? MAYBE 15
How many booty taps? PROBABLY 25
do you have any kids? SORT OF 1
what are you wearing? BLACK LONG SLEEVED SHIRT WITH BLUE & WHITE STRIPE, JEANS
are you employed? of so, as what? PROJECT MGR. /COORDINATOR
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen?YES, GUNPOINT, LOS ANGELES, CA 2001
do you like italian food?YES, BUT NOT WITH GROUND MEAT
what was the last lie you told?THAT I WOULD GO TO BED IN AN HOUR
do you feel the need to please people?NOT MOST PEOPLE
are you gullible?NO
what is you shoe size?12
ever huffed spray paint?NO, JUST REAL DRUGS
do you type fast?MEDIUM
how do you feel about Micheal jackson?TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HIM
football?OVERRATED, BUT CAN BE MODERATLEY AMUSING
wrestling?SUX
drugs?CAN BE GOOD AT TIMES

 

how many time have you been married? I believe the answer is zero
how many relationships have you had? One very serious, two quite serious and a few not so serious ones
How many booty taps? What?
do you have any kids? No, but sometimes my flatmates act like kids. Does that count?
what are you wearing? Clothes
are you employed? of so, as what? Nope, I'm a full-time student
if you work at walmart, please die. No thanks
ever had your wallet stolen? Yes, once. In Rome (Italy)
do you like italian food? I llllove it
what was the last lie you told? I don't tell lies
do you feel the need to please people? Nope
are you gullible? Occasionally
what is you shoe size? 38 (European size)
ever huffed spray paint? Nope
do you type fast? Yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? I don't
football? European, yes. Not American
wrestling? In bed? Sure
drugs? What about them?

 

how many time have you been married? does it count if teh bitch hated me?
how many relationships have you had? before or after i got laid? do the two week disapointments count? personly im gonna have to go with 5
How many booty taps? somewhere between too many and not enough
do you have any kids? 1
what are you wearing? same thing i wore yesterday
are you employed? of so, as what?
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? why, did ya find one?
do you like italian food? pasta and tomato sauce, whats not to like
what was the last lie you told? i tell ya after the case settles
do you feel the need to please people? some people
are you gullible? if its someone/something i realy want to beileve i can be remarkably gullible
what is you shoe size? same as my foot size
ever huffed spray paint?no
do you type fast?
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? never met him
football? like to play more than watch,
wrestling? depends on who im wrestling
drugs? i like pot

 

how many time have you been married?0
how many relationships have you had?4
How many booty taps?2
do you have any kids?no
what are you wearing?khakis, a white tank top and a pink cardigan and brown flip flops
are you employed? of so, as what?I work with kids
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen?yes
do you like italian food?yes
what was the last lie you told?I lied to my mom about my grades a few weeks ago
do you feel the need to please people?people I care about
are you gullible? yes
what is you shoe size? 8.5 in womens 7 in mens
ever huffed spray paint?no
do you type fast?yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson?guilty but mentally sick rather than evil
football?recently, yes
wrestling?no
drugs?heh

 

how many time have you been married? 1
how many relationships have you had? 2
How many booty taps? 1
do you have any kids? 1
what are you wearing? dress
are you employed? of so, as what? SAHM
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? yes
do you like italian food? yes
what was the last lie you told? not really much of a liar. i'm too much of a bitch to care.
do you feel the need to please people? some people.
are you gullible? no
what is you shoe size? 7.5
ever huffed spray paint? no
do you type fast? yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? yikes
football? nope
wrestling? nope
drugs? nope. clean for 7 years.