Survey, Biznatch! Snap To It!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bloody_Kisses, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    how many time have you been married?
    how many relationships have you had?
    How many booty taps?
    do you have any kids?
    what are you wearing?
    are you employed? of so, as what?
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen?
    do you like italian food?
    what was the last lie you told?
    do you feel the need to please people?
    are you gullible?
    what is you shoe size?
    ever huffed spray paint?
    do you type fast?
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson?
    football?
    wrestling?
    drugs?
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    how many time have you been married?
    none
    how many relationships have you had?
    I dunno
    How many booty taps?
    meaning? taking it up the ass? if so none
    do you have any kids?
    nope
    what are you wearing?
    A shirt and a hoody for pants('bout to make a thread about that)
    are you employed? of so, as what?
    if you work at walmart, please die
    no
    ever had your wallet stolen?
    no
    do you like italian food?
    yes
    what was the last lie you told?
    I dunno
    do you feel the need to please people?
    only the ladies
    are you gullible?
    no
    what is you shoe size?
    10 1/2
    ever huffed spray paint?
    only on accident (long story)
    do you type fast?
    sometimes
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson?
    he sucks balls
    football?
    kicks ass
    wrestling?
    stupid as hell, Undertaker is still cool though
    drugs?
    weed and alcohol are fun
     
  3. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Oxygen girl

    how many time have you been married? None
    how many relationships have you had?one How many booty taps? none
    do you have any kids? No
    what are you wearing? A shirt
    are you employed? Yes of so, as what? I clean offices
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? No
    do you like italian food? Yes
    what was the last lie you told? That I ate breakfast this moring
    do you feel the need to please people? No
    are you gullible? sometimes
    what is you shoe size? like a 7
    ever huffed spray paint? nope
    do you type fast? Nope
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? someone who needs help
    football? it can be intresting to watch
    wrestling? I think its dumb and fake
    drugs? they can be sometimes be fun, well only pot, for me
     
  4. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    how many time have you been married? 3
    how many relationships have you had? 6
    How many booty taps? 1000
    do you have any kids? 2
    what are you wearing? nothing
    are you employed? of so, as what? Giggalo
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? no
    do you like italian food? yeah
    what was the last lie you told? The first six questions of this survey
    do you feel the need to please people? Only in bed
    are you gullible? No
    what is you shoe size? 11
    ever huffed spray paint? Not on purpose
    do you type fast? yeah
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? I'd hit it
    football? no
    wrestling? no
    drugs? no
     
  5. how many time have you been married? none
    how many relationships have you had? 5-7 range
    How many booty taps? 3
    do you have any kids? nope
    what are you wearing? tank top and jeans
    are you employed? of so, as what? I intern at my dance studio, I'm otherwise unemplyed
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? nope
    do you like italian food? no
    what was the last lie you told? that I don't like italian food
    do you feel the need to please people? nope
    are you gullible? I hope not
    what is you shoe size? 7.5
    ever huffed spray paint? nope
    do you type fast? somewhat I guess
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? he's pretty weird...creepy nowadays.
    football?i dont understand the point of it
    wrestling? pointless
    drugs? wonderous
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    how many time have you been married? no
    how many relationships have you had? 3
    How many booty taps? none
    do you have any kids? no
    what are you wearing? shorts, t-shirt, socks
    are you employed? of so, as what? if you count ROTC as a job since i got paid once...
    if you work at walmart, please die. ok!
    ever had your wallet stolen? no
    do you like italian food? sure
    what was the last lie you told? i dunno
    do you feel the need to please people? not really
    are you gullible? not really
    what is you shoe size? 13
    ever huffed spray paint? no
    do you type fast? sometimes
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? could care less
    football? awesome
    wrestling? what type of wrestling?
    drugs? gotta love alcohol...and other stuff:eek:
     
  7. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    how many time have you been married? 0
    how many relationships have you had? serious relationships about4
    How many booty taps? None
    do you have any kids? I will in 7 weeks
    what are you wearing? an eeyore t-shirt with matching shorts
    are you employed? of so, as what? nope
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? nope I have had my bag stolen a couple times
    do you like italian food? yes
    what was the last lie you told? about a year in half ago i told my BF that i would quit smoking cigarrettes starting that very day.
    do you feel the need to please people? nope
    are you gullible? sometimes
    what is you shoe size? 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 in women
    ever huffed spray paint?nope
    do you type fast? yes
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? It is a disgrace to the human race. It is nothing but a pedophile and d3eserves to die.
    football? football is fun to play I hate watchin it though
    wrestling? wrestling is a good sprot to get involved in gets you in shape and all
    drugs? drugs some are good some are bad and others are just horrible
     
  8. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

    how many time have you been married? 2
    how many relationships have you had? cant remember
    How many booty taps? none
    do you have any kids? 3 girls
    what are you wearing? sweats and a t-shirt
    are you employed? YES of so, as what? PARALEGAL/LEGAL SECRETARY.
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? yes
    do you like italian food? yes
    what was the last lie you told? probably when i told my kids that their dad was an "Alright guy"
    do you feel the need to please people? nope
    are you gullible? depends
    what is you shoe size? 8
    ever huffed spray paint? nope
    do you type fast? 52 wpm
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? GUILTY
    football? yes
    wrestling? nope
    drugs? been there done that, havent touched them since july 2001
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    good answer
     
  10. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

    how many time have you been married? 2
    how many relationships have you had? Beyond casual dating - 5
    How many booty taps? Is that sex? I really don't know.
    do you have any kids? None personally, 2 step-kids
    what are you wearing? Shirt, pants, bra, panties, socks, shoes and jewelry
    are you employed? of so, as what? Yes, and I can't tell - it's an old thread game nobody played - HaHa
    if you work at walmart, please die. I can live!!!
    ever had your wallet stolen? Yes, at a Robin Trower concert
    do you like italian food? Yes
    what was the last lie you told? When I filled out my timecard for work - dang hip forums!!
    do you feel the need to please people? Yes AND no
    are you gullible? Oh, yes, very, did I mention I was 30 before anybody asked me to pull their finger?
    what is you shoe size? 7 to 7 1/2
    ever huffed spray paint? No
    do you type fast? Average
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? What a freak, but he was so cute when he was young.
    football? Yes, Cowboys
    wrestling? No
    drugs? Edit (because of Duck and his good point): YES, I smoke marijuana, which I do not consider a "drug" - OOPs and the magical mushies, too. AND I wouldn't turn down a vicodin or valium which I sometimes can wrangle a scrip for. I have some Ambien right now prescibed for when I wear the darth vadar mask for my "sucks balls" sleep apnea. And I love coffee and alcohol. All of which alters the mind in nice ways.[​IMG]
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    I used to not consider it a drug but, it alters your mind state so it is a drug. It's just a "good all natural drug"
     
  12. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

    Doesn't just about everything ingested alter your mind? Anyway, I was trying to say I don't do coke or meth or herion or any of that manufactured stuff. But to be honest, I love presciption pain killers (was addicted once in the hospital, hard to shake the desire) and sleeping pills. [​IMG]
     
  13. kindwoman

    kindwoman Sista Golden Hair

    how many time have you been married? once
    how many relationships have you had? too many
    How many booty taps? two
    do you have any kids? no, and not planning on it really
    what are you wearing? a sweatshirt because it's fucking cold here
    are you employed? of so, as what? unforunately, I answer phones & do data entry, and yes, I hate my job
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? nope
    do you like italian food? I love it, as long as it's vegetarian
    what was the last lie you told? I don't lie
    do you feel the need to please people? I try to
    are you gullible? Not as gullible as I used to be
    what is you shoe size? 7-1/2
    ever huffed spray paint? nope
    do you type fast? fast enough
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? he's a loser
    football? I hate football, the only sport worth watching is baseball
    wrestling? wrestling is retarded
    drugs? yes, please
     
  14. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    how many time have you been married? zilch
    how many relationships have you had? a few
    How many booty taps? booty taps? lol
    do you have any kids? no sir
    what are you wearing? jeans, purple tee, purple cow socks and a york hoodie
    are you employed? of so, as what? I used to work as a clerk for the City Fire Department.
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? Not stolen...lost once or twice, but always returned (still fully stocked) by a good Samaratan
    do you like italian food? I do :) I'm a noodle-freak
    what was the last lie you told? I dunno...
    do you feel the need to please people? depends on who the people are
    are you gullible? sometimes, though sometimes i'm pretty good
    what is you shoe size? 7, 7.5
    ever huffed spray paint? nope...i did white out once though, i found an old jar before they went "non-toxic." i also did some rubber cement...bad idea.
    do you type fast? yes indeedy...about 85 wpm last time i was tested
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? good singing, needs to stop molesting children. also needs to not look like a white woman
    football? boring. but some of them have nice buns.
    wrestling? boring and fake. mainly for people with mullets.
    drugs? chemical drugs aren't so smart, but weed is fine.
     
  15. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    I think I love you.
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    how many time have you been married? Just this time
    how many relationships have you had? one other one that really mattered
    How many booty taps? too many to count
    do you have any kids? nope
    what are you wearing? boxers and a t-shirt
    are you employed? of so, as what? no
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? no, but I've lost it dozens of times
    do you like italian food? oh yeah!
    what was the last lie you told? that someone stole my wallet when actually I just lost it
    do you feel the need to please people? nope, fuck em
    are you gullible? nope
    what is you shoe size? 10
    ever huffed spray paint? yes
    do you type fast? very fast
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? He's a fucking fag
    football? could care less
    wrestling? again, could care less
    drugs? coke, heroin, meth, you know the "real" drugs are truely a bad thing. (not saying I havent partaken in them) pot really isnt a drug but since most people consider it one, I'd say thats my drug of choice.
     
  17. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    i expect more answers.
     
  18. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    you got that backwards buddy, baseball is soooooooooooooo fuckin' boring. I went to a game once and I literally fell asleep.
     
  19. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    ALL SPORTS SUCK. its simply an excuse for grown men to sit in front of the tv all day so they can drink beer and touch themselves. SPORTS ARE GAY AND NOT INTERESTING!!!!!!!!
     
  20. how many time have you been married? once
    how many relationships have you had? too many
    How many booty taps? what's a booty tap? a booty call?- hehe... a few
    do you have any kids? no
    what are you wearing? thermal underwear, lounge pants with flowers that say "sweet dreams" and an old tshirt
    are you employed? of so, as what? no, studen and looking altho i do babysit
    if you work at walmart, please die.
    ever had your wallet stolen? more then once
    do you like italian food? yes
    what was the last lie you told? i dont remmeber
    do you feel the need to please people? no
    are you gullible? sometimes
    what is you shoe size? 8 1/2
    ever huffed spray paint? no
    do you type fast? yes
    how do you feel about Micheal jackson? aw, leave the man alone :p dude's got problems but his older music is KICK ASS and i feel sorry for him :(
    football? it's okay... i do really want a PA bowl though
    wrestling? i like it in jello
    drugs? drugs are bad mmmkay
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