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how many time have you been married?
how many relationships have you had?
How many booty taps?
do you have any kids?
what are you wearing?
are you employed? of so, as what?
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen?
do you like italian food?
what was the last lie you told?
do you feel the need to please people?
are you gullible?
what is you shoe size?
ever huffed spray paint?
do you type fast?
how do you feel about Micheal jackson?
football?
wrestling?
drugs?

 

how many time have you been married?
none
how many relationships have you had?
I dunno
How many booty taps?
meaning? taking it up the ass? if so none
do you have any kids?
nope
what are you wearing?
A shirt and a hoody for pants('bout to make a thread about that)
are you employed? of so, as what?
if you work at walmart, please die
no
ever had your wallet stolen?
no
do you like italian food?
yes
what was the last lie you told?
I dunno
do you feel the need to please people?
only the ladies
are you gullible?
no
what is you shoe size?
10 1/2
ever huffed spray paint?
only on accident (long story)
do you type fast?
sometimes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson?
he sucks balls
football?
kicks ass
wrestling?
stupid as hell, Undertaker is still cool though
drugs?
weed and alcohol are fun

 

how many time have you been married? None
how many relationships have you had?one How many booty taps? none
do you have any kids? No
what are you wearing? A shirt
are you employed? Yes of so, as what? I clean offices
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? No
do you like italian food? Yes
what was the last lie you told? That I ate breakfast this moring
do you feel the need to please people? No
are you gullible? sometimes
what is you shoe size? like a 7
ever huffed spray paint? nope
do you type fast? Nope
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? someone who needs help
football? it can be intresting to watch
wrestling? I think its dumb and fake
drugs? they can be sometimes be fun, well only pot, for me

 

how many time have you been married? 3
how many relationships have you had? 6
How many booty taps? 1000
do you have any kids? 2
what are you wearing? nothing
are you employed? of so, as what? Giggalo
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? no
do you like italian food? yeah
what was the last lie you told? The first six questions of this survey
do you feel the need to please people? Only in bed
are you gullible? No
what is you shoe size? 11
ever huffed spray paint? Not on purpose
do you type fast? yeah
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? I'd hit it
football? no
wrestling? no
drugs? no

 

how many time have you been married? none
how many relationships have you had? 5-7 range
How many booty taps? 3
do you have any kids? nope
what are you wearing? tank top and jeans
are you employed? of so, as what? I intern at my dance studio, I'm otherwise unemplyed
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? nope
do you like italian food? no
what was the last lie you told? that I don't like italian food
do you feel the need to please people? nope
are you gullible? I hope not
what is you shoe size? 7.5
ever huffed spray paint? nope
do you type fast? somewhat I guess
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? he's pretty weird...creepy nowadays.
football?i dont understand the point of it
wrestling? pointless
drugs? wonderous

 

how many time have you been married? no
how many relationships have you had? 3
How many booty taps? none
do you have any kids? no
what are you wearing? shorts, t-shirt, socks
are you employed? of so, as what? if you count ROTC as a job since i got paid once...
if you work at walmart, please die. ok!
ever had your wallet stolen? no
do you like italian food? sure
what was the last lie you told? i dunno
do you feel the need to please people? not really
are you gullible? not really
what is you shoe size? 13
ever huffed spray paint? no
do you type fast? sometimes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? could care less
football? awesome
wrestling? what type of wrestling?
drugs? gotta love alcohol...and other stuff

 

how many time have you been married? 0
how many relationships have you had? serious relationships about4
How many booty taps? None
do you have any kids? I will in 7 weeks
what are you wearing? an eeyore t-shirt with matching shorts
are you employed? of so, as what? nope
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? nope I have had my bag stolen a couple times
do you like italian food? yes
what was the last lie you told? about a year in half ago i told my BF that i would quit smoking cigarrettes starting that very day.
do you feel the need to please people? nope
are you gullible? sometimes
what is you shoe size? 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 in women
ever huffed spray paint?nope
do you type fast? yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? It is a disgrace to the human race. It is nothing but a pedophile and d3eserves to die.
football? football is fun to play I hate watchin it though
wrestling? wrestling is a good sprot to get involved in gets you in shape and all
drugs? drugs some are good some are bad and others are just horrible

 

how many time have you been married? 2
how many relationships have you had? cant remember
How many booty taps? none
do you have any kids? 3 girls
what are you wearing? sweats and a t-shirt
are you employed? YES of so, as what? PARALEGAL/LEGAL SECRETARY.
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? yes
do you like italian food? yes
what was the last lie you told? probably when i told my kids that their dad was an "Alright guy"
do you feel the need to please people? nope
are you gullible? depends
what is you shoe size? 8
ever huffed spray paint? nope
do you type fast? 52 wpm
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? GUILTY
football? yes
wrestling? nope
drugs? been there done that, havent touched them since july 2001

 

good answer

 

how many time have you been married? 2
how many relationships have you had? Beyond casual dating - 5
How many booty taps? Is that sex? I really don't know.
do you have any kids? None personally, 2 step-kids
what are you wearing? Shirt, pants, bra, panties, socks, shoes and jewelry
are you employed? of so, as what? Yes, and I can't tell - it's an old thread game nobody played - HaHa
if you work at walmart, please die. I can live!!!
ever had your wallet stolen? Yes, at a Robin Trower concert
do you like italian food? Yes
what was the last lie you told? When I filled out my timecard for work - dang hip forums!!
do you feel the need to please people? Yes AND no
are you gullible? Oh, yes, very, did I mention I was 30 before anybody asked me to pull their finger?
what is you shoe size? 7 to 7 1/2
ever huffed spray paint? No
do you type fast? Average
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? What a freak, but he was so cute when he was young.
football? Yes, Cowboys
wrestling? No
drugs? Edit (because of Duck and his good point): YES, I smoke marijuana, which I do not consider a "drug" - OOPs and the magical mushies, too. AND I wouldn't turn down a vicodin or valium which I sometimes can wrangle a scrip for. I have some Ambien right now prescibed for when I wear the darth vadar mask for my "sucks balls" sleep apnea. And I love coffee and alcohol. All of which alters the mind in nice ways.

 

I used to not consider it a drug but, it alters your mind state so it is a drug. It's just a "good all natural drug"

 

Doesn't just about everything ingested alter your mind? Anyway, I was trying to say I don't do coke or meth or herion or any of that manufactured stuff. But to be honest, I love presciption pain killers (was addicted once in the hospital, hard to shake the desire) and sleeping pills.

 

how many time have you been married? once
how many relationships have you had? too many
How many booty taps? two
do you have any kids? no, and not planning on it really
what are you wearing? a sweatshirt because it's fucking cold here
are you employed? of so, as what? unforunately, I answer phones & do data entry, and yes, I hate my job
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? nope
do you like italian food? I love it, as long as it's vegetarian
what was the last lie you told? I don't lie
do you feel the need to please people? I try to
are you gullible? Not as gullible as I used to be
what is you shoe size? 7-1/2
ever huffed spray paint? nope
do you type fast? fast enough
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? he's a loser
football? I hate football, the only sport worth watching is baseball
wrestling? wrestling is retarded
drugs? yes, please

 

how many time have you been married? zilch
how many relationships have you had? a few
How many booty taps? booty taps? lol
do you have any kids? no sir
what are you wearing? jeans, purple tee, purple cow socks and a york hoodie
are you employed? of so, as what? I used to work as a clerk for the City Fire Department.
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? Not stolen...lost once or twice, but always returned (still fully stocked) by a good Samaratan
do you like italian food? I do I'm a noodle-freak
what was the last lie you told? I dunno...
do you feel the need to please people? depends on who the people are
are you gullible? sometimes, though sometimes i'm pretty good
what is you shoe size? 7, 7.5
ever huffed spray paint? nope...i did white out once though, i found an old jar before they went "non-toxic." i also did some rubber cement...bad idea.
do you type fast? yes indeedy...about 85 wpm last time i was tested
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? good singing, needs to stop molesting children. also needs to not look like a white woman
football? boring. but some of them have nice buns.
wrestling? boring and fake. mainly for people with mullets.
drugs? chemical drugs aren't so smart, but weed is fine.

 

I think I love you.

 

how many time have you been married? Just this time
how many relationships have you had? one other one that really mattered
How many booty taps? too many to count
do you have any kids? nope
what are you wearing? boxers and a t-shirt
are you employed? of so, as what? no
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? no, but I've lost it dozens of times
do you like italian food? oh yeah!
what was the last lie you told? that someone stole my wallet when actually I just lost it
do you feel the need to please people? nope, fuck em
are you gullible? nope
what is you shoe size? 10
ever huffed spray paint? yes
do you type fast? very fast
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? He's a fucking fag
football? could care less
wrestling? again, could care less
drugs? coke, heroin, meth, you know the "real" drugs are truely a bad thing. (not saying I havent partaken in them) pot really isnt a drug but since most people consider it one, I'd say thats my drug of choice.

 

i expect more answers.

 

you got that backwards buddy, baseball is soooooooooooooo fuckin' boring. I went to a game once and I literally fell asleep.

 

ALL SPORTS SUCK. its simply an excuse for grown men to sit in front of the tv all day so they can drink beer and touch themselves. SPORTS ARE GAY AND NOT INTERESTING!!!!!!!!

 

how many time have you been married? once
how many relationships have you had? too many
How many booty taps? what's a booty tap? a booty call?- hehe... a few
do you have any kids? no
what are you wearing? thermal underwear, lounge pants with flowers that say "sweet dreams" and an old tshirt
are you employed? of so, as what? no, studen and looking altho i do babysit
if you work at walmart, please die.
ever had your wallet stolen? more then once
do you like italian food? yes
what was the last lie you told? i dont remmeber
do you feel the need to please people? no
are you gullible? sometimes
what is you shoe size? 8 1/2
ever huffed spray paint? no
do you type fast? yes
how do you feel about Micheal jackson? aw, leave the man alone dude's got problems but his older music is KICK ASS and i feel sorry for him
football? it's okay... i do really want a PA bowl though
wrestling? i like it in jello
drugs? drugs are bad mmmkay
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