Surprises About You

just thought of another one

i have a sister whom is 35

(I'm 18)

 

My students are always surprised when I tell them this: I was born in Japan.

 

gary, did Axl Rose really wave at you?

???


...wow.

 

Umm.... I just got shrooms besides that I dont feel like telling the shit iv done

 

oh yeah, i met o.j. simpson and eminem

oh, i also gave bill clinton a blow job.

 

Im not a virgin.

(But do these things really surprise anyone? could they ? no one really KNOWS me... Ive been on here for a while now and I dont think ive formuated any bonds with anyone other then retrofishie whom Ive known since I was 7! kinda sad....)

 

I was named after the pope.
Juan Pablo

 

oh and i once met michael york in London, Heathrow Airport we were on the same flight to paris..

for thoses of you who dont know Micheal York played the gadget guy in Austin Powers

 

suprises about me? there arn't any you guys know everything!! lol.
actually here is one:
i don't have any friends near by, i've lived in london for over a year and havn't met anyone that i really really like, all my friends live far away, but wanna know a bigger suprise? i don't really care that i don't have any friends here, i have aquaintaces and people i hang out with once in awhile and that's good enough for me.

 

Let's see....

I've never had a boyfriend.
I've never had anyone tangible tell me that I was beautiful.
I like the BackstreetBoys, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera
I was abused mentally/physically/sexually until I was 12.
I've been homeless
I hate my body
I'm not that smart (real people don't know that....you guys don't care)
I killed my preacher's wife
I instigated Sunday School revolution!
I only want a quiet, romantic life....no more drama...

Holly