Surprise!!!!

One time i was on a clif with a frind for no reason i screamed "For the spirits"and run towards the clif jumped and man was like i could walk on the air you know i saw the desert on the horizon ,the clouds the other clif and the i hit ground 23 feet under and rolled on the dirty good time of incredible numbness oh i was sober by the way.

 

LOL. The P left you?

 

Seriously? If so, I hope you have a most enjoyable experience! I have never done so myself, I have spoken with several "Hare Krishna's" on the street, but I feel that I dont agree with everything that ISKON stands for, such as the rules. No sex unless for procreation? I mean yes, Krsna said that His devotees should follow this rule, but although I am devoted to Krsna, I have not yet attained Bhaktiyoga, complete Krsna Conciousness in total understanding oh His true natrue, nor have I fully grasped my true Self in entirety. So, I feel that if I am in love with a girl, that I may engage in sex with her whenever consent is acheived by her and myself, I already have a son so I know that I am responsible enough to sleep with a girl if we both choose to do so, and I can handle the consequences of my actions, which I have proven and continue to prove daily when my son learns new words and gains more insight and understanding of his world around him through my teaching and love and care. I should add however, that I do not believe in sleeping with a member of the opposite sex unless their is already and established connection of understanding in the way of Love and a relationship has honestly been connected, one based in honesty, trust, and compassion. That is why, I stated earlier in this thread, that I had to turn down sleeping with the girl Brooke, and at first she seemed offended and shocked that someone like me would "refuse" her, but when I explained it to her, she was so amazed that a boy would treat her with that much respect, and this is why we have remained great friends after that fumble of an incident. Quite embarassing at first lol :tongue:

 

SURPRISE..

i have a video blog. im totally lame.

 

Surprise.

I've just eaten two pints of Ben & Jerry's.

 

holy crap lmfao

 

I know. It sucks. And I'm still hungry. Weeds.

 

yea seriously. what happened last night holmes? hope that macaroni was good i had some good ass pizza...

here's another one:

Snoop Dogg's remix of 'Riders on the Storm' is pretty badass if I can say that on tv.

...if you give this man a ride sweet family will die...

SURPRISE!!!!

I ent smoked a joint in quite a few days...

!!!!!!BIG SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

 

Suprise!.. the condom broke

 

Oh that's a horrible surprise! I hate when that happens. I go celibate for like two weeks just to "make sure"... lol.

I ono about Snoop Dogg, but I was listening to The Doors' "Riders on the Storm" shortly ago. The rain just ended, lol.

 

Lmfao.

 

pigeons can scrub my dishes

SURPRISE

 

Surprise:

All I have left in my bag is shake.

Hmm, better than nothing.

I miss my buds, I need more pot.

 

Hum...Just had some , very realiving

 

Hump de bump your body.
Hump de bump your body.
Hump de bump your body.

(I love that song).
Red Hot Chili Peppers

 

Pitros, that's not much of a surprise. this is a marijuana forum.

 

HAHA. That was hilarious.

Suprise:

I played the bongos underneath a tree last night.
I was under the influence of margaritas, Olè!

 

Suprise.. I'm Nekkid!