Apparently Boris has had an operation today on his blocked sinuses. What the Surgeons do is to shove a small tube up his nose with blades on the outside of the tube and then twist - this has the effect of cleaning the inside of the sinus. I think the surgeons got the wrong end, they should have shoved a pipe reamer up his arse and twisted it !!!
Thank you Candy darlin' - but unfortunately their accounts department don't do Debit card transactions.