Suppose someone offered you a billion dollars

I'd do it.

If I was a billionaire I could just pay a beautiful woman to chew all my food for me, and that would also free up more time for supping ale.

Win win win situation.

 

I can't believe I did that. It's one of my pet peeves when people mess up the to/too/two thing. Wow, I feel like an idiot now. Sorry folks.

 

that's two bad that you are like that. im to similar too you two.

it's like wtf, can't people use the word 2 write. sorry, guys, im way to anal in my grammer too give to shits.