Super Original Question!

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck? if a WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood? (Answer Correctly and win a FREE Logging CO)

 

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

and already I see the systemic flaw. You shouldn't sell sea shells by the sea shore, for sea shells are free shells by the sea shore. Who needs sea shells bought from a store when we all see free shells on the sea shore?. You should sell sea shells further inshore, then the sea shells you sell will sell for much more.

On the other hand

If every morning you comb the sea shore, to seek out the sea shells washed up 'night before. Anyone seeking sea shells later therefore will only find shells of a standard that's poor. If they seek to please a sea shell connoisseur, they'll need the sea shells that you sell in your store. And furthermore, those shells that you sell in your store you sell as souvenirs of the sea shore, for here on the shore, sea shells are a draw but inshore sea shells lose their allure. If you buy sea shells, if ever, I'm sure, you buy sea shells by the sea shore.

 

Oh the wordplay. THE WORDPLAY!!!!

I love it.

 

is someone board?

 

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son!
And I'm only plucking pheasants, till the pheasant plucker comes!

 

Sad news - the sixth sick shiek's sixth sheeps sick.

 

Originality.... You're doing it wrong.

 

This though, I love it a lot!

 

it might technically be illegal to take sea shells from the sea shore. i've met people who got fined for taking sand from the beach.

 

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

Autocorrect makes me type words i dont Nintendo

 

do you walk to work or take a lunch?

 

its bored..

 

yeah...i've had to smuggle that shit back from mexico and alaska. made me more nervous having a fuckin seashell in my bag than it did having a hit of acid

 

How could you forget the classic tongue twister which started them all………………….Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers




Hotwater

 

NAILED IT!

this could be the lesser-known second verse of the rhyme

maybe it was a wordplay on the woodchuck? board is made of ....wood.

 

unless its made from trees, as in wood/board?
wood hew? herp derp. nvrmnd

 

I would say no wood. You and I can chuck wood, and we don't. Why would a woodchuck?

 

for that matter, why would a wood, chuck?