Suicide Cult

Discussion in 'Cults' started by ericf, May 11, 2004.

  1. ericf

    ericf Member

    I am thinking of starting a suicide cult. ;) Anyone in?

    I expect you to give me all your possessions, recruit at least 5 people, be castrated, and die on command. I will have to remain behind -- of course -- so that my massive charima can attract new meat (ahem... members).

  2. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    Sounds like fun... Would you like me to bring the Kool-Aid and black candles?
  3. ericf

    ericf Member

    That would be great. Now, we just need to get Nike to sponsor us with free shoes. I think we could also use some robes and other junk but we'll have to get by on what we have. ;)
  4. Dolphin~Rider

    Dolphin~Rider Member

    No. But thank you for asking.:)
  5. Spiritforces

    Spiritforces Member

    Do you let yur followers smoke something after you asked them to die? (their last one u know)
  6. ericf

    ericf Member

    Sure, smoke away. But if it is crack or something illegal don't get arrested doing it. You can smoke before I ask you to die. It is a suicide cult... and if cigs aren't a form of suicide I don't know what they are! Of course, so is everything else enjoyable... :p
  7. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    sounds like fun... we ought to find a big empty barn too... and hold a cult-stock concert to attract the young people....
  8. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Sounds like fun to me.

    Too bad I already have found the new messiah, eh?
  9. chickenchoker

    chickenchoker Member

    I'm in, but since I know so much more about you than this I'll have to be the leader.

  10. atropine

    atropine Member

    oooh how many virgins do i get in heaven? :p if its less than ten then ill have to act silly while dieing to make everyone look stupid
  11. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

    Can I help the members off themselves? I don't mind.
  12. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

    who's that?
  13. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

    I'll gladly donate all my possessions, as long as that includes debts. I possess many more minusses than plusses that you are welcome to have.'
    And also, if you don't get snipped, or do yourself in, it could be bad for morale.
    Just a thought.
  14. gonjbob

    gonjbob Member

    be careful the FBI's on your ass ;)
  15. hkseo100

    hkseo100 Member

    Please do not post anymore satanic and suicidal messages, the tech center has your addresses, phone numbers, IP's and all your identity and your records, if someone posts something else within 6 hours, all people in here will be arrested.

    Thread Closed

    I appreciate your co-operation,

    FBI Tech Center

    Violation: Chapter 2 sub-chapter J sub-paragraph G sentence 4
    Case: 92356767AA23

    Questions and/or Comments?
  16. hkseo100

    hkseo100 Member

    hahahahahahahahahahah just kiddin but seriously lack of the shit

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