Suicide Cult

I am thinking of starting a suicide cult. Anyone in?

I expect you to give me all your possessions, recruit at least 5 people, be castrated, and die on command. I will have to remain behind -- of course -- so that my massive charima can attract new meat (ahem... members).

 

Sounds like fun... Would you like me to bring the Kool-Aid and black candles?

 

That would be great. Now, we just need to get Nike to sponsor us with free shoes. I think we could also use some robes and other junk but we'll have to get by on what we have.

 

No. But thank you for asking.

 

Do you let yur followers smoke something after you asked them to die? (their last one u know)

 

Sure, smoke away. But if it is crack or something illegal don't get arrested doing it. You can smoke before I ask you to die. It is a suicide cult... and if cigs aren't a form of suicide I don't know what they are! Of course, so is everything else enjoyable...

 

sounds like fun... we ought to find a big empty barn too... and hold a cult-stock concert to attract the young people....

 

Sounds like fun to me.

Too bad I already have found the new messiah, eh?

 

I'm in, but since I know so much more about you than this I'll have to be the leader.

cc

 

oooh how many virgins do i get in heaven? if its less than ten then ill have to act silly while dieing to make everyone look stupid

 

Can I help the members off themselves? I don't mind.

 

who's that?

 

I'll gladly donate all my possessions, as long as that includes debts. I possess many more minusses than plusses that you are welcome to have.'
And also, if you don't get snipped, or do yourself in, it could be bad for morale.
Just a thought.

 

be careful the FBI's on your ass

 

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hahahahahahahahahahah just kiddin but seriously lack of the shit