suggestions for dry mouth?

or you could marry me, nah that is one sharp man that topnotch

 

......me too, you wouldn't mind, would you?

 

HALT! Step away from the female, Nate......I've got dibs. haha just playing Hilder. Well, I'm just playing, so long as you refuse, but if you accept........I'm down haha

 

Lol, I quoted edismj talking about her getting into the country. You two seem to be kicking it off quite well.

 

Nah, I just said that because I know how your little pimp-ass operates I'm just playing around. Well, like I said, I'm playing around until she accepts......you know how it is. haha

She does seem like a cool mofugga though, doesn't she?

What have you been up to? I noticed you said your break was a no go. Mine's still going strong, though I am pretty sure that, if some weed was laid out in front of me, I'd fold like a towel:spliff:

 

You know me all too well. hahaha. She is quite the cool illegal mofo.

I was to temped by my weed to continue my break, but it will start again after Sunday.

 

Yeah if I had some weed right now.......I'd smoke it. I have just convinced myself not to go looking for some weed, and I haven't smoked for 5 days, but I wouldn't be able to help myself it there was some weed right in front of me or even if I had an invite to smoke. If someone said "Hey Brian.....wanna smoke a blunt?" I'd be all like "yep" and what have you. It's magnetic and tempting and it acts kinda like a tractor beam.......once you get close to it, it draws you in like only weed can:spliff: It's more powerful than pussy, if you ask me.

 

I completely agree, and so far I haven't found a girl I can 'enjoy' all day, besides mary jane.

 

The only girl I have found that I could hang out with all day without getting annoyed, aside from Mary Jane, is Kari, but you know how that turned out. The long-distance thing was just too much for her. Plus, with all of my legal trouble, I couldn't expect her to put her life on hold until I got it all straightened out, especially with how much she was getting upset with the whole situation; she needed to move on, and I was the one who had to force her to do so, unfortunately. Mary Jane is the girl of my dreams, and I only hope I can find a girl who can even begin to campare, so long as I have no part in her putting her life on hold, because that only leads to sadness and heartache.

 

hahaha thanks ya'll. You guys are pretty cool yourselves. This is waaay off topic.. haha well, I was brought by my mother when I was five in june of 89. Apparently, she borrowed the birth certificates of a friend of hers whose ages matched ours, she gave us sleeping pills, bundeled our faces, and just passed us through in the middle of the night. Im sure its not as easy now, and no, Im not gonna go find out. I have been approved for residency, but the backlog is so extensive, it could take another 20 years. My only option is to marry, and thats outta the question. I am a free woman, and I intend to stay that way. sorry babe. but we can still have fun.

 

Damn, 20 years is a long as time. If you need even more fun, you know where to find me lol. j/k. Brian is the man. The forums even came back to life (somewhat) with his return. Unfortunately too many members have left.

 

^another reason i've started being "active" in the forums again.....alot of the regulars are posting again! Granted there are alot of other people on here that have been here longer than me but it's nice to have things back to "normal" in a way! But i bet come fall/winter-ish, it gets all sorts of new members than come spring/summer time all the regulars come back.......just the cycle of it i guess......wow that wasn't supposed to be that long........stoned.....

 

yeah, in june of next year, I will have ben here for 20 years, and no end in sight. it sucks, but I deal. I have my own place, a job, make enough to support my vices, and live comfortably. Everything under the table. I dont wanna get married!! Im aititng for gay marriage to be legalized so i can marry scarlettchasingroses or my best friend.. tell me more brian, and you just might convince me.. lol

 

Damn, that's some shit. Is your mother still in the country? Do you think it's worth all of the hassle just to be in this country? Do you remember anything about living in Mexico?

I appreciate your independance, but yeah.....fun can still be had

 

You wouldn't happen to live near her would you? or do I recall you living in Texas?

 

What? You don't like being here? I don't blame you, really. Though, the entire world is fukt, so I guess it would pretty much suck to be anywhere. haha

I'm guessing scarlett is a member here? I don't need to tell you more; my pimpin speaks for itself Let's just say that I would make you smile from ear to ear, on a daily basis, and that you would never look at being in this country in a way that makes you say "it sucks, but I deal" ever again. haha

Nate and Maniac.....it's good to know that I was missed. I missed you guys and this place too. You can't believe how difficult it is to stop posting here, even when it's not even an option to post anymore. haha

 

yeah, she's still in the country, but she's a mondo bitch and a tard. she never became a citizen, in 23 years. if she'd have been a citizen, id have been legal in a year. now that im pver 21, i hafta wait till they get to my priority date, or get married. Hell yeah, its worth the hassle! mexico is an almost third world country. life for women in mexico sucks. I remember bits and pieces. I was 5 after all. I remember my dad, and a fig tree from some reason. I remember the boy who annoyed the shit outta me, and the girl I pantsed when she made fun of my slow friend.

 

It was hard for some of us thinking the worst, but all is good now.

 

Did your mom even try to get citizenship? If nothing else, at least she got you over here, and that's gotta count for something. Is the priority date thing like a waiting list type of thing? Have you ever been in contact with your dad since then? I've seen my dad once in the passed 10 years or so, and he's lived about a mile from my house for most of that time......the shitbrick bastard.

You remember a fig tree? hahaha it's funny the things people remember. I remember trying to flush myself down the toilet in preschool when I was about 4. lol

 

Yeah I remember when I came back I read that a lot of you thought I overdosed or got arrested again. I didn't mean to worry anyone, but there was no way I could tell you otherwise, ya know?