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sawdust......cheap, and very nutritious.....all that beaver in there it has to be

 

We should buy a huge trough and fill it with canned Spam.

 

i thought you said something nutricious. and you certainly don't want them getting fat.

 

Shall I order a huge bag of oatmeal or something?

 

lmao

 

No Thai brides for me, but I have bought some Thai stick before.

 

$5000?... that's extortionate imo. I thought you can buy a whole one for $50

 

Does the price depend on how nice looking they are? I wouldn't pay $5000 for a horses ass...

 

I might throw in a Joker card with each Ebay auction... that way the winning bidder can live out a true nam experience.

 

I hear when the crips and bloods take over the country they're going to sell white yuppy looking guys to prison inmates.

 

Are you refering to my pic in my sig?

 

Referring to it?

I'm going to copy and paste it and put it on e-bay!

 

Good luck with that.

 

How many cartons of cigerretes do you think I should ask for?

 

Are you low on cigs?

 

I'm down to rollies.

 

Ouch!

 

It's Ok. Smoking rollies makes me feel like a cowboy.

Or a wino.
that's what I wanted to be when I grew up, a wino I mean.

 

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