Stwp-by-step instructions

Ok... We should make a list of instructions for something... not sure what though.
I'll bet that we'll figure it out soon enough.
I'll start.


Step 1: Obtain five tye-dye handbags



(the higher you are when you respond the better )

 

Step 2: Fill the handbags with raccoon fur.

 

step 3: inject baby powder into the racoon fur

 

step 4: purchase embryo off ebay

 

step 5: proceed to mastrubate for 5 hours straight

 

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*runs*

 

Step 6: put ejaculation into bag

 

step...what step are we on?....eat contents of bag

 

The contents of the bag causes mass hallucinations and trips that last 2 weeks, u see what u think is heaven and hell and george bush jr and sr, then u wake up in the middle of the desert with a snake on oneside and turtles on the other, and ur like wtf because theres a whale going over ur head, but u were really just hallucinating that and only 5 minutes had passed by and ur back on ur couch with the bag of crap, and ur like woah

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Wait, is that step?

 

LOL this is fuckin funny. ok, step 8 or 9, depends how you look at it:

put contents of the bag into a hookah and fire it up. the smoke causes your nose to spew out spinal fluid.

 

w/e step:
Mix spinal fluid with juice and break fluid, give it to ur enemy and tell them its some alcohol or drug or w/e, watch them puke then die. HEH HEH HEH IM EVIL! lol

 

While dead, have a friend put puke in bag! step 500