Stupid things you wanted to acheive in your life

Correcto.

You know how women talk talk talk.

 

Well, I've never heard of any woman with aspirations of fucking a short potbellied Irish guy, but I know plenty who have.

 

RIGHT-

Do we see a pattern here?

 

my friend is with a black karate instructor.

she is a major nympho.

 

If she wants to expand her horizons and take on a white karaoke master, tell her to give me a shout.

 

yes. yes I do.

 

i've only got 2 continents
but 4 countires
hmm.....good thing theres still lots of time

when i was younger i wanted to be famous and interviewed
i used to stand in front of the mirror and pretend to be interviewed

 

me too.
there's still a part of me that wants to be on Charlie Rose someday.
or get sucked off by James Lipton in front of a live studio audience.

 

let me know when the second happens, i'd love to be in that audience

 

ok.
I just need to become a famous actor first.

 

I've slept with 3 continents and got boob from North America.

 

well zen are you a waiter in california yet?

face just cause you've seen my boob picture doesn't mean shit

 

Why does everything have to be about you?

Your boob picture means shit compared to the real thing.

Stop being an abusive spouse.

 

everything is always about me
now go get me a fucking beer bitch

 

As long as I get to add another continent afterwards, sure sweetness.

 

no, as of today I am a broke student in california.

 

sure, i'l get to add a continent too

well i gues that's the first step
now get a waiter job

 

i want to be an actress

i live in a trailer, i'm like, part way there.

 

yes sirrr

 

Canadian sex would be like the Mt. Everest of all sex.