Stupid things couples fight about

Seen this in a magazine, I thought it worthy of a game here..

So lots of sarcasm people, funnier the better..

Here goes..


Who is going to get out of bed to turn the light out..

Passive aggressive questions...
Are those your....

..Tools on the kitchen floor?
..Socks on the floor?
..dishes in the sink?
..feet on the table?

 

All you do is play games!
Who left this light on?
What's for dinner, I dunno what do you want, I dunno, I'm sick of deciding, it's always left up to me. Let's get pizza. I totally regret that. Your fault!

 

all of them. the one thing that isn't is the kind of world we have to live in and how we make it that way.

oh wait; this was supposed to be one of those humor things, sorry, i do laugh sometimes, but pratfalls hurt.

 

Couples fight over who travels to see the moon first.....

 

"Hmmmmm I wonder who left the toilet seat up?"

"Could it be someone in this house who pisses while standing up?"
" and no it wasn't the dog, so that kinda narrows the search"

 

^ In addition to Hot W.

Why did you turn off my night time wee wee light!

 

Two girls with black hair and a German Shepherd.

"this isn't my hair ball, it must be yours"
"hell no it's not mine LOL my hair not that long, look at that, that's 2 meter long"

 

"Its my turn to be on top"

......Oh No it's not

"You were on top last year"!!!!!

 

How many potatoes to buy..

Her, pick some potatoes up..
Him, comes home with 2..
Her..??? You bought 2 potatoes?
Him, yeah, 1 for me and 1 for you..
Her. ??? Wtf!

 

Do I look fat?

No babe, you look great..

Why are you lying to me?....

 

Want anything from MCD,s?

No babe, im good..

Eats some of his fries..

I fxxxxxxn asked you!!!!

 

So Good.... I Just Have To Reply......LOL....



Cheers Glen.

 

Classic! haha reminding me of myself

 

Yeah, that's the loaded question of the century, right there. I cringed everytime that question came up. Fuckin day was going so good til then!

 

"It's YOUR effing dog-YOU pick the sh1t up!"

 

Who has the worst in-laws.

 

FFS-how come it's always suddenly MY car,whenever it needs repairing?!?"

 

The what's for dinner or what do you want for dinner shit drives me crazy. I work all day, make decisions (sometimes for other people), handle the finances, clean half the house, all the yard work and fix everything that needs to be fixed. The last thing I need to decide about is what's for dinner. Sometimes I've said "just fix something, I don't care! Fuck!!"

 

I get yelled at for leaving just a drop of juice in the bottle and leaving it in the fridge... and I have a bad habit of leaving a nearly empty box of cereal in the cabinet... lol bachelor life is over

 

You didn't put fuel in the car?

Well you were out in it...and?