Stupid Fucking Losers of Hipforums

say it with the shoes on now!

 

hey I miss Liaf ... dont you guys? and goils?

 

am I a member of this club? I got way too many posts.....

 

I miss you too bitch.

Anyway fuckers...LIAF has thrown in the loser towel and is enroling back into university today. So i'll be a poor stupid fucking loser with a degree and study allowance. Alright!!!! I don't really like studying but i can get welfare and student accomodation so its a plus over working.

I miss you all, thanks for keeping my dream alive.

 

It turns out its too fucking late and the losers wont let me enrol. Mther fuckers.

I'm going to try and beg the dean to bend the rules...maybe some blackmail is in order...he he

 

Is that the kind of exclusive club this is? How do we even know if he fits the criteria? Did he read every single post on this godforsaken show?

 

Do they initiate R/L fights?

Perhaps this should be a new requirement?

 

tell me what this is
you must speak sl-owl-ly to me

and btw when I get twenty thousand post I need to be shot. ... cooloner that will be your job when you get to winnipeg.

 

Do
they
start
fights
in
Real
Life
?

Is
this
slow
enuff
?

*
c
*

You Know of R/L?

It'll prolly be all up to you Cooloner.
I plan to have come n gone after passing my Audition up there
before she hits 20k...

 

The 'come n gone' refered to that coldass country that starts w/a 'c'......
not this here Thread although we'll have to move to its second phase eventually...*c*

 

that is more up my alley

 

hey, I called it a "show"
I can't comment on your loserishness

 

that sounds a little scaaa-ry seeing as I'm the only girl here at the moment ....

I mean woman.

 

Hmmm, a nice sex sandwiche. I'm down.

Thanks for your love and encouragement you fucking dick. I got rejected from uni those bloody wankers.

So i have to look for a stupid fucking loser job and get welfare payments because there is nowhere to live in my city for less than $100 a week unless i want to sleep in a park and get raped in the murder capital of australia.

I'm in the library and to the right of my field of view is the hottest chick....but being a stupid fucking loser i'll be leaving the library alone.

Anyway, I think the best thing at the moment is to have some hardcore cybersex...so here goes:

*LIAF is wearing bumless leather trousers with no shirt and a cowboy hat. He is holding a crate full of elongated fruits and vegetables. I start with pulling out a cucumber.* "So which one of you sluts want to insert....

Bad idea...I wonder if I can get kicked from the library system for using profanities

Fuck you library...FUCK YOU.

 

are you sneaking your net fix in at the library now? why dont you approach the cute chick with one of those veggies?

 

I'm here so i could check my email from the fucking dean and it turns out hes an unfair prude....no, really its been about 3 weeks already and hes been nice about it.

I've got 30 mins of booking time left so i'm using it for hipforums love. Anyway, the chick left, then about 3 more came in and they left, theres so many. I love libraries, I'm going to come here all the time.

 

You just told the library to Fuck off.

 

You know very well not to take me literally you goddamn satanist.

 

yes but you're having two extreme emotions within minutes. I mean I dont care or anything... no one cares eh guys? girls? We missed you though so settle the fuck down.
satanist?

 

When i insult you its a compliment. My best friend used to call me slut and i used to call her bitch. They were expressions of platonic love.

I love you all, really. Sorry to have confused your loser brain.