Strip search

I hope I meet two nice girls like you both at the border tomorrow.

I'm going to Laos to extend my visa here.

 

may their breasts be bountiful and their minds be filthy.

 

No, KC, he said like us.

Although your breasts might be bountiful enough for us both.

 

ah. well, may their nipples be upthrusting and their minds be filthy.

 

I'm just hoping that they're not the usual non-smiling moustachioed robots who are usually there.

They leave me with a beard rash.

 

Yay for coat-hanger nipples, small titties, big titties, no titties, round asses, tight asses, wiggly little asses, momma hips, narrow waists, juicy lips and all the rest of the things hat make womankind so goddamn desirable.
Halleluliah!

 

I'm in my underwear.

 

I'm naked and have been for almost the entire day.

 

Stop teasing me.

 

Only if you send me a naughty picture of you.

 

I had to spend 3 days in jail, I was stripped searched at the booking. It was very humiliating.

 

WTF man i'm in indiana and i've NEVER had some bullshit happen like that.

 

I've been strip searched three times. Everytime they have booked me in the county jail, they've made me strip, kneel down, and cough. It sucks, but whatever.

 

Yeah, they wanted to search my naked body.... but it wasn't for contraband and they weren't the 5-0

 

Every time I get processed I get the naked cough routine. You know, the one where they tell you to spread your ass cheeks and lift up on your balls then cough. They creep me out with that plastic glove every time. I start admitting to shit that isn't real, just in case.

 

Only by my boyfriend.

 

Wow so many people have been. Yikes. I ve never had any sort of implication with the law, thank god.

 

I usually take my clothes off ahead of time whenever I see a cop.

Because I value our security. Naked.