Strip clubs

i have nothing against strip clubs. A friend of mine bartended at one for a few years. (she got to wear clothes at work lol) She could pay her rent and bills from what she made in just a night or two. She took all her friends out for drinks on a regular basis because she had so much money she was constantly making it rain. Many fun times were spent with her strip club bartending salary, how could i possibly hate strip clubs?

Some of the stories she told about the strippers were really freaking sad. Some weren't so bad. Some of those girls really were paying their way through school... Some of them are probably much better educated than I am by now haha.

I really don't understand why men fork up hundreds of dollars for blue balls though.

 

Anyone ever see any pole dancing disasters?

Those chicks crawl all over the place, sometimes closer to the ceiling, legs wrapped around different poles in all awkward positions.

It would be insane to see some girl hanging upside down who that she had her grip, but didn't really.

Bet strippers could kill it on some monkey bars.

 

pretty much anyone I know who visits strip clubs fairly often say that if they get a private dance and stay for more than a song or two, they get offered a handjob at the least.

 

I've never been. I don't really see the point in paying to see a sleezy looking slut. I can see that for free online in porn. It's not very attractive to me, and I really dig me some chicks!!

 

but booze and lapdances are the only upsides to strip clubs...

yeah, i don't understand why certain people feel the need to lie about getting special favors from strippers. i'm sure it happens sometimes, but not to the creepy fucks who are always claiming it happens.

 

on the bucket list.

to go to one that is. lol

 

me neither...never been to one except a few times when i did delivery work and had to make food deliveries to the dancers

 

I've never been to one

I would

I just don't want to *enough* to do it

It doesn't fundamentally offend me, but if the common understanding that most of these girls do it to support a coke habit is true, then I think it's a little unfortunate

 

Strip clubs are stupid. I'd rather stay home and jerk off to internet porn.

 

Ive been to a few high class ones in LA and some not so high class ones. You would be suprised what they do at these places..
I saw a girl walk on the ceiling once that was pretty high up, it was kinda kewl

 

I'd sooner raze my arm with a soldering iron than go to a strip club.

 

Word. I've never had the desire to go to one. I'd rather drink at home -and hell, i know enough skeezy chicks who get drunk and lose their clothes should I ever need that sort of entertainment .

 

Gotta be hammered to enjoy it. Theres a club near here with a bring your own beer policy. GOOD TIMES.

 

Haha, never heard of a strip club where you can bring your own beer I've never been to a strip club myself, they don't seem that popular here in the netherlands although they are around of course. I guess they're just easily to avoid when you're not exactly looking for them... this is on the contrary with the red light districts which can be some times around the corner of a toy store (for kids)

 

my friends took to one and its was awsome nothing wrong with paying some chick to check out her rack btter then starring at them on the street and getting slapped for it am i right

 

i guess it depends on your financial situation. if you have the money, the strip club is certainly better. if you're broke, paying for a boob-look with a face slap might be preferable.

 

They can be quite fun. It's nice seeing multiple naked live women all at one time. Private dances can often be a huge waste though.

 

How else can a budding starlet get through college?