strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods part II

A weird geezer in a long raincoat,who looks suspiciously like Retired Hippy,that steps out from behind a tree and says,"Hey,psst;you like wood? Huh? Y'like solid wood? Huh? I'LL show yer wood,darlin'...cop an eyeful of THIS beauty! TA-DAAAAH!!!"

yeah...see? You DIRTY little thing...you're actually envisaging that event now!

 

Some old confused guy with a compass muttering to himself

 

...oh-so that WAS you I passed,RH!

...niiiiice raincoat,bro!

 

An unopened bottle of Jack Daniels

 

A shark wearing slippers and drinking coffee while reading a newspaper.

I mean, not so much a shark wearing slippers and drinking coffee, but a newspaper? Do they even print those anymore?

 

a bee casting a spell

(must have wandered into xanth)

 

Both members of the Nickleback Fanclub.

 

An air raid shelter ! (that really happened )

 

1934 ford coupe

 

Your father and mother having a pic nic

 

3 midget lesbians hollering football plays from the past at each other.

 

A secret launch facility for the new BFR rocket capable of traveling to Mars.

 

bees casting spells (spelling bees)

 

and now with visual:
strangest thing to find in the woods by themnax

 

a duffle bag full of high quality fur suits, including heads, tails, forepaws, the works, in mint never been worn condition, of my 'sona, that fit me, in the rusted trunk of the hulk of an abondon car with a tree growing up through the middle of it. (the car, not the duffle of fursuits in the trunk).

 

A photo of your home,nailed to a tree,with "You were here" as a heading

 

clusters of 'balloons' (translucent spheroids) eating all the corners off of rectangular architecture.

 

A speculum with some kind of dried and crusty residue stuck on it...

 

A funeral anouncement from some future date---and closer examination determines it is your funeral...

 

A locked doorway...