strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods part II

a fish, swimming comfortably in the open air.

 

A single old tombstone with my name and date of birth on it

 

an honorable politician, sitting on an egg.

 

Putin and Trump playing Parcheesi.

 

A urinal attached to a tree.

 

A family of Ewoks being chased by a laser shooting AT-ST Walker.

 

The Statue of Liberty, perched atop London Bridge, surrounded by surfers

 

A wheelbarrow fish and chip shop

 

A pair of humpback whales floating in mid air.

 

A pool table--a level pool table.

 

An 1853 Ford Taurus with Sri Lanka license plates.

 

an unattended tardis

 

a live musical performance.

 

and a bowl of petunias

 

A TREE!

 

A bear shitting

Oh, wait...

 

if you not find a rock or a tree,
what kind of a woods would it be?

so nothing would have to be the strangest thing to find there.

 

A Rosetta stone unlocking the language of the ancient Etruscans.

 

a single flip flop with JC carved on the bottom !

 

A large group (very large group) of ex HF trolls who the Moderators have sent running for the woods.