Stranded on an Island, what would you bring?

Yep, I concur, double sexy! Due to your sig of batgirl all I can think of now is that you are her sittin behind a computer with a room full of heavy artillery and dildos, LMFAO!!!

 

Batgirl is awesome....
Great now I am picturing that scene in the Matrix where Neo says "guns, we need more guns" excpet it's me, not Neo and a huge rack of dildos comes out instead of guns

 

yikes

 

I know a guy that's doing this on one of the little islands off of Hawaii. I'm pretty jealous not gonna lie.

 

my bong and works, then go find this guy.

 

hey really now? did he mention a specific island? i've lived on oahu my whole life and the only island i can think of that's even close to uninhabited is ... actually i can't think of any. i suppose it's not one of the seven or eight major islands is it?

 

theres more Island chains out there than just the hawiian.

 

Maybe Kahoolawe. Are they still bombing there? (to poppy fields)

 

no. i think there was a story in the paper a couple years ago about them stopping it. they might still be doing military "practice" there though. even on oahu, i can occaisionally hear gunfire

 

Seeing as this is the opiate forum, I'd get a very large jar of fentanyl and some cutting agents/equip. I figure that would last the longest and be the most portable.

Other stuff would include fishing gear, shelter materials, hammock, machete and smaller knife. There's alot of other stuff I'd like to take, say enough to fit on a canoe sized boat.

 

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOMETHING HOT AND BEAUTIFUL AND SOMETHING I WOULD LICK ALL OVER, CARESSING MY TOUNGE OVER IT AND SLOWLY CHOMPING EACH BIT WHILST FINGERING THE BASE

i eat baked potatoes weird. don't judge.

 

My list would be:
-1 girl, 1 guy, 1 dog
-marijuana seeds
-poppy seeds
-coca seeds
-tools to build whatever I desire (shovel, axe, hammer, screwdriver, etc...)
-fishing rod
-bow and arrow

 

I'd go on a drug buying spree and try and get as many different substances as possible(especially psychedelics).

Then I'd order a packet or two of mary jane seeds from the internet(I mean really, going to a completely unpopulated island without growing weed? You gotta be nuts!).

Then I'd bring a couple lighters, clothes, weapons, a sleeping bag, some bottled water, and a radio.

I wouldn't build much. Probably just a small hut for me and my girlfriend to sleep in off the shoreline.

 

Haha I completey forgot about a lighter. That would definatly be at the top of the list as well. How shitty would that be to just have this huge abundance of weed and nothing to do with it.

 

No lighter?

Time to get old school.

 

Madd, 1 girl, 1 guy, 1 dog? What are you doin? Swingin both ways with some beastiality thrown in for good measure? LMFAO!!!! Sorry, you set that up yourself, LOL!
No lighters, the would go empty. Better off with a sparking flint and twigs to light. Bottled water? Most islands should have clean freshwater coming downhill from a mountain or spring. Could alwys convert saltwater or catch rain water. Why bring stuff you are gonna run out of? You should learn proper scaveging/survival skills from day one. When you run out you will be fucked and unprepared for your life sustaining needs.
Maybe we should send this to Bear Gryls. He could be on an island catchin fish and gettin 10 kinds of fucked up from the islands large drug plantation. That would be a killer episode!

 

I would bring a crack head.. they would do everything in their power to get off the island and get a hit... be on island no more..

 

Why would a crackhead wanna leave island? On my island the crack cafe is open 24/7 366 days a year? Thats right, 366 days in a year. With all that crack in a crackhead I'm almost positive they would break the space-time-continuam and somehow make a year have extra days. Face it, if you asked a crackhead if he would rather smoke rock 365 days a year, or 366 days a year what do you think they would say? The hell with Doc Brown, give a crackhead 88 rocks-an-hour (RAH) and you have a ghetto time machine! Buds? Where we're going we wont need Buds! LMFAO!!!!!!

 

skyscraper on crack head island..

 

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