Stranded on an Island, what would you bring?

I would take sunscreen. Can never be too careful

 

I've been waiting for someone to say that. You win.

 

Well I'm already stranded on an island...
I'd love to build a bamboo lodge out on one of those isolated cays somewhere...
A green house for produce. A sailboat, just because I looooove them and it would make fishing easier. A wind turbine so I can keep the music going and a dish for my internet so I can keep doing this.

 

1) Hot muscular patient strong male companion.

2) Lots of food, water, and seeds.

3) All the gardening equip possible.

4) Solar panels and hookups.

5) Medicine from anesthetics to antibiotics and medical info, as well as equipment and the means to sterilize it.

6) Birth control in pill and condom form.

7) Water purification stuff.

8) Tons of old tires and glass bottles.

 

a frickin' boat.

 

I already said boat

 

What are the tyres for?

 

I would bring a big ass boat to get everyone off the island once all hell broke loose and everyone ran out of there stash and before all end up dead. And a Helicopter, just to prevent the need of the casket.

 

You see, everyone is talking about taking drugs with them, why not just grow your own drugs for an infinite supply? You could basically have a renewable resource of any drug almost. Weed, poppies, coca plant, shrooms, and whatever kind of veggies/fruits. You would then just need certain chemicals to manufacture the different drug byproducts, i.e. cocaine, heroin, etc. But there may be so much abundance of the plants that you wouldnt need to make concentrated stuff. Smoke loads of raw opium, chew the coca leaves, there would be so many raw resources you would probably be HAF anyways.

 

All I would need was a shit load of oxy and dope
mcdonalds flurys
my Girl
and huge bed

I can't make up my mind if I would want a tv..... meh maybe maybe not.

 

wtf is a tyre

 

It's what the English put on their Lorries so they can ride down the lane whilst looking out the windscreen.

 

You forgot to mention to be on the lookout for bobbies, lol

 

Then you fail, everyone says boat.

It's highly unoriginal

 

No, it's what the British call tires. Because that's the correct way to spell it

 

We got another spelling jew on our hands here.....

 

Look, I don't tell you how to make the perfect hamburger

so fuck off

 

If I chose what to bring to an island I would call that a vacation.

 

Tyre is the fourth largest city in Lebanon.

 

I would have to bring:

my old lady
my dog Snickers
my guitar
my glowsicks
extra batteries for my glowsticks
100 vicks inhalers
50,000 assorted beans (of good quality of course)
2lbs of good weed
a good amount of some good seeds
fertilizer and other assorted items needed to grow my seeds
1 male and 1 female cow
1 male and 1 female chicken
1 male and 1 female pig
veggie seeds to start a garden
blankets and pillows
nails and hammers
extra clothing
a shit load of sunscreen
extra guitar strings and picks
a few cases of vodka and wine
and like some of you other guys said I would need at least 6 solar panels for music and cooking.

Let's party!