Straight married male but only enjoys penis

So yeah

I mean I'm totally straight. For real. Like, straight as an arrow. Straighter than Forrest Gump's spine after he takes off running as a kid and that ridiculous contraption he had to wear breaks apart.

But on the other hand, I find the female form uninteresting and grossly overrated. I'm not attracted to it at all.

Who cares about breasts? They hold milk. Whoopty fuckin' do.

That and all I can think about is sex with men. Hot, steamy, totally heterosexual sex with other men.

Any one else feel like this???

 

Nah, I'm gay AF

 

I'm totally attracted to the female form. I like everything about a good looking woman, her breasts, her face, her hair, her ass cheeks, her beautiful bush (if she has one) and her marvelous pussy lips. The only thing that I like about men is their cock! It has to be a very specific looking and aesthetically pleasing cock of a specific size, but a cock none the less.