Story Time

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Art Delfo, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. Art Delfo

    Art Delfo It is dark

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    One day there was a athiest who was talking to a christain

    "Gods not real.There is no proof."
    "Yes there is a God.I have proof in the bible."
    "But the bible was made up by men"
    "Yes...but it was inspired by God"
    "Show me the mouney"
    "Look Gods real"
    "And...show me this God"
    "God loves you and in time you shall see."
    "NOW"
    "Shut up your annoying me."
    "NOW!"
    "Shut up!"
    "Show ME PROOF NOW!!"
    "Shut UP!!!!!"

    then the christain killed the athiest with a gun
    Then the christain died of old age.

    then after the reserction the christain and the athiest met again.

    "Now I get it.I see."
    "Finally you fucktard."

    Then God came and said " Ok person who is no longer an athiest I see you truly get it and love me now.You can go into paradise now.""Ok thank you lord."

    "You on the other hand do not love me and want to serve me.Your actions tell me so." "But Lord did I not call out your name and...."

    "It takes more than words to be a Xstain"

    and then the "christain" was destoryed.

    look at this forum....its a freaken battle ground.Stop juging.All will see the gorly of god in time.Just be good and love.Stop juging the nonbeliving.Thats what the bible says.Live by the bible.Dont just speak by it.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I am sorry, but this story was rather idiotic.

    Do you actually expect people to sit quietly while thier beliefs are being attacked?
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    another person who sees disagreement as a bad thing. what's wrong with people?
     
  4. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    We don't go to Paradise. We go to Heaven.

    Otherwise, yeah, believing but still living in sin ain't gonna get you to Heaven...
     
  5. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    well acctually nothing gets you to Heaven but God's mercy
     
  6. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Here's a good story:

    There's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
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    But He loves you, so he sent himself to have himself killed to appease him for being angry at you for failing to appease him in the first place.

    -GC
     
  7. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What would have happened if the guy with the gun had asked for forgiveness?
     
  8. Art Delfo

    Art Delfo It is dark

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    If he was actually sorry them maby God would have forgived him. But that was not the point of the story.I'm trying to inspire Unity or at least some kind of undersatnding here on this forum.
     
  9. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You can only gain unity through a common understanding.......and how is a person to understand if they don't ask questions? :)
     
  10. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    why not? whats the point of defending your beleifs to someone who is never going to accept them?
     
  11. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    It's definitely not fun to say 'I told you so' when someone learns the truth.
     
  12. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    you say this as if your truth applies to everyone
     
  13. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    He thinks it does.
     
  14. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Yeah. Someone just told me that I am the only person that they have ever meet that believes as I do. A whole world to say "I told you so" too. Of course, the whole world could already know it and be lying to me. Never know what God has up God's sleave... fuckin' sneak.

    After all, God controls absolutely everything, so can make anyone believe as I do or make anyone who believes as I do lie about the truth instead of telling it..... libertine
     
  15. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    oorrr youre just fucking insane!! =D
     
  16. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    <Calmly reaches for pink bunny suit and rifle>

    <takes deep breath>

    <start's combing Colours posts for hints about Colours location>
     
  17. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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  18. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    Unity's important.
     
  19. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    Exactly.
     
  20. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    yeah...i got that from the Eastern Orthodox sect, i agree with it

    i think this is one of the areas the catholic and orthodox churches disagree...
     

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