stop making fun of the "fats"

i'm 5'5" it shouldn't look that wretched, i guess. but it does.

 

How the hell do women sizes work? Size 0, 8, 10? Wtf does that mean? And what size dress would I be at 5'11"? lol

 

i don't even know how they work, really.
my dress size is smaller than my pants size.
it's mainly just leg length hip size and waist size...
it's actually designed to make you feel bad about yourself i think. or good when you finally squeeze into that double zero.

 

i dont even understand zero and double zero.

wtf.. does that mean you are concave? you are imploding?

 

It means you're gross.

 

Small and medium sized are beautiful too. Also less likely to experience complications during surgery or have their skin grow around a lost remote control.

 

Well it doesn't entirely work that way, but I'm about that height and about a size 16, which is useful because it means I have a fairly endless supply of second-hand jeans, since a lot of women seem to decide to lose weight and thus take their clothes to the charity shops when they hit that size.

 

it means you're a rail. one of my girlfriends who used to be curvy and beautiful is getting that way. you can see her sternum and every last rib bone. one word : cocaine.

 

my sister in law is one of those women who's just plain skinny. her family was just like that. the rest of the relatives would call them the stick people. mainly they stayed skinny by smoking a lot. but even when she quit smoking, marcie managed to be just plain thin and lovely. it looks right when it looks right. their hair isn't brittle, their skin isn't aging too fast, they don't get that hollow faced look.

but she'd annoy me so badly with unwanted and unneeded eating and exercise advice. the girl who'd pile pounds of bad chinese food into her huge mouth and drink like a sailor on a daily basis is giving ME advice? so yeah, there's been a lotta years of aggravation building up. now that she's had her second child, she can't keep weight off. and all i can say is "welcome, why don't you do ten situps a day when you wake up, you'll have a washboard in a couple days just like before." *snicker*

 

now now, KC. you shouldn't gloat. you're too good for that.

 

extra points for remembering.

i try not to gloat, i really do. but i've put up with it for LONG TIME. hehehehe. i think dave gives her more shit than i do, since it's his little sister and he's lived with me for YEARS.

 

good! nothing is more annoying than people forcing their "advice" on you. and it wasn't that hard to remember something from last night. it's not like I'm some kind of amnesiac pothead.

 

When I'm a size 10 my ribs show. I'm in between size 12 and 14. Ugh I hate it. I'm a size 12 in the waist....but a 14 because of my damn hips and ass.

 

I dont really get 'sizes'. I mean, are you a size 12 and 14 on bottom and top?

 

It depends on the cut of the pants or dress. On great jeans I'm a 12....but if they were cut for people with smaller hips I have to buy a size 14 that is too big in the waist.

 

Cause im like a size 4 in tops and a size 7?? in bottoms. so different. its my fucking ass.

 

Oh in shirts I'm an XL because of my tits. haha Damn freaky body!

 

I know right?? hahaha. curves.

 

Somehow I feel sneaky viewing this thread anymore.
It used to be I felt completely welcomed.

 

I hate it when these big fat ugly christian women quote the bible, yet get all spastic when you graciously reciprocate

Proverbs 23:2 “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony”


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