Stop drugs before drugs stop you

All the Lord Jesus and His Heavenly Father asks for is to give up drugs.
You too can be saved, Mr. Greenox.

 

will there be poontang once im saved?

 

No, but there will be free bicycle lessons and 'special-occasion goats'.

 

My uncle used to think he was 712 years old. Turns out he just had acid. The more you know.

 

isnt this the guy i read about who had a really weird sense of humor. swear i did.

if it is this guy i was fooled. i didnt ha ha though.

 

okay, then i promise this will be the last shot of heroin i ever do

 

Bird.. you truly are my hero :spliff:

 

This has got to be a joke

 

^^^ Bird is nothing but serious

 

All hail king Bird_Migration

For he is the chosen one we are not worthy of reading his words. I feel blessed knowing such a wonderful being such as bird. He is oh-so-wise.

 

You can not build a house with shoes either, yet they are tools for the foot, Mr Bird. Not all tools are created equally. and LSD, my friend, is a power tool.

 

Glad to see your still around bird, n still fuckin with ppl I see

 

I know we've had our differences in the past bird, but I feel divine province has brought me here to read this. You truly are the voice for our lord and savior. Thank you for reaching out to we deranged druggies. We have been waiting for someone with your strength to come. When I think back to the moment I got my life back on track, I will always think, "bird_migration."

 

You are an infidel!

How dare you desecrate this Mecca of hippidom with your heathen blabber!

Drugs are the core of our beliefs and of our existence! The Gods themselves have put them here in order for us to worship them, and consume them 5 times a day facing the direction of Amsterdam!

God himself has ordered us to punish all those who oppose us and to spread the good will of drug usage throughout the lands... using force if necessary!

You will not go to heaven when you die, and I do say "when" because such sinners as yourself do not stand a chance against the mighty wrath of the hippie! The pacifism is thrown out the window once our sacred herbs are challanged!

Hammer your iron while it's burning hot hippies! We have an infidel here, and a holy war is in order! Let us fight to the death against this Whitewater cretin! For those of us who die, we will always live with the joy of God and 13 of the prettiest pot plants in the golden valleys of heaven. Syd Barret will play us tunes while this vile scum burns in the depths of hell, where Bill O'Reilly will continuosly molest him, until the end of days!

Take up your arms hippies. Lets smash some bongs over this fucker!

 

i dont know, personally i find it more annoying than funny. Must not tickle my particular funny bone I presume.

 

The hippies are too high to revolt at the moment - try ... 2 PM Post wake and bake and prior to the lunch session.

 

Alright, it's almost 2 PM...

Revolt in a great Jihad, hippies!

 

meh

 

you haven't been here enough young padawan.. it gets amusing to watch people freak out about it

 

very true but considering mairjuana isnt a drug and never has or will be a drug for the rest of time i think its safe to say, i totally agree, i had bad experience with drugs myself and wont touch them again...further more im wondering how somone who claims to be 85 has experience with drugs, anyways your a liar is all im saying, go away...