StonerStoryz

plz excuse my handwriting sdis and misses i got high and i did something and i went to a thing ?then i met this 2 dude3s i smoke cig with them and at 12 at night it was awesme they ordered dominos to th PO!! yeah so then i theb thewn they sed there frend who is a 18 yo cop was coming shit@ uh oh he camne and saw ai was high and made me run all the way home whaat a buzzkill sorry people peace ny penis together and see wjhat it makes

 

no domnt put get nadf at me pleased im sorry for writing that please sorry

 

dude^^^ im REALLY CONFUSED. who taught you english.

 

JustSayNo....dude, just say no to drugs. theyr bad

 

uhhh.... I'm at a loss, I tried to understand.. but its just not working...Come back when your more than half concious

 

one night when i just started using weed i went out and got high alone. then i walked to another neighborhood and chilled out by the community swimming pool when i met these 2 guys who were both older then me. we smoked a ciggerette and tthey ordered dominos to the pool since they knew i was high. we talked and ate then they told me one of their friends was going to meet them here and that he was a cop.they said that he was cool and he wouldnt do anything. at first i thought they were joking or something then the "cop" came and started asking us if we used any marijuana. he sounded pretty serious so i just said no. i kept eating pizza then one of they guys told me to stop because it looked like i had the munchies. the cop looked at me strange then started askling my name and age. i didnt want to tell him but he started yelling at the top of his lungs so i told him the truth. he told me to sit at the curb and wait and he went into his car and made me wait for about 15 mins. the other dudes told me i needed to just get up and run. i was too scared and plus if he cought me itd make things worse. then the cop came back and said it wasa 12:15 and i was out passed curfew he told me i had 10 seconds to get out of there before he called for one of his cop firends who was on patrol to lock me up. i then ran up the neighborhood and they followed me almost the whole way then he stopped me and told me if i ever came back here again i would get busted. i just nodded and they turned the other way and drove out the neighborhood. looking back i think it was just all a bad joke. but then again i dont know.

 

dude i completely agree with you. there is nothing better than being on a fucking mission when ur stoned.

 

Haha, dude, what were you on!?

 

i was smokin alone in the woods, just chillin. on my way home a part of Lil' Wyte's song Oxy Cotton in my head. the one line that goes "cause a nigga like me likes to take it to funky town" thevoice was getting really high pitched and with my eyes closed i kept seeing 2 megamans jumping and high fiving each other. when i finally got to my street, in a car they had a pooh bear rocking chair.but all i saw out the back window was poohs face looking at me with his hands holding holding onto the edge of the wiondow. i had this suspsion i was being spied on so i hid behind a bush for about 15 minutes.

 

^^^hahahaha

 

hahaha that's great! what happened after those fifteen minutes? And yeah, I know that song, its the shit

 

okay, so this is the first time i ever smoked. we were in my friends field (she has horses) camping out for the night, and were extremely high, so decided to walk into town just for the hell of it. to get into town we had to walk down this like 2 mile, unlit, country lane thing (which will come into all this later)

anyway, we get there without too much going on beside andy walking into a bench and somehow flipping over it and landing on his back underneath the bench. so we decide to go to this pizza place and get some munchies, and as we are nearly there, Lizzy halts, points to a figure emerging from the pizza place and proclaims 'it's Paul!!!' (someone we know). i take a closer look and, with a voice full of awe, say 'no, it's paul.... with pizza' and we run towards him all jolly and y'know, hungry.

so now we're all full of pizza and decide to head back to the field. as we're walking up the country lane thingy, i turn to the group and whisper to them that we werre being followed by an invisible man, who had just left, but we should stay quiet so he doesn't come back. we spend about twenty minutes creeping along like the scooby gang until martin randomly bursts out into laughter, and then i start screaming that the invisible man is back, but this time he has an invisible horse, and run off into the night.

eventually they find me at the caravan, curled up on the bed, pressing my eyes into my head and watching the pretty colours

wow i rambled on for longer than i thought with that. and i didn't even tell the whole story.:&

 

hahahaha well finish! I've never heard that though, pressing your eyes into your head, I'll have to try that

 

AHA! Another one!

Alright, two summers ago, my bro will and I were smokin at our friend Randy's house. It was before he moved to Pennsylvania(I miss that little fuck). We had bud, but nothing to smoke out of. Then I remember, I have this tobacco pipe my hookup Jamarcus gave me. So we pack it in, and I'm feelin really funny cuz I dont know whats been done with this pipe or if it'll be weird, I mean, it was a tobacco pipe!

So we smoke out of it, and it tastes weirdly sweet. It ruined the flavor of the weed, but oh well. So we go back inside and I'm decently stoned, and watch euro trip. I barely remember Randy's mom (who I was really close to, gave me cigarettes, advice, she was my second mom) gettin mad that we did that on her porch. So I said never again, and continued to enjoy my buzz.

When its wasted away, I realize I've had the munchies the whole time, so me and willl walked up to get mass shit from goldstar. we eat in therecuz we got tired of walkin. And all of a sudden (you'll have to remember, this is a couple hours after we smoked) will says he's feelin it. I of course have no idea what he's talkn about. Apparently, he us now started feelin the buzz from the weed we smoked. He starts hittin on the waitress, bein stupid. He asks her, "Dude, I'm high, have you ever been high? It feels so good!" with a big ol goofy grin on his face. I start laughin my ass off, and after we eat I explained what he did. He strted freakin out and made us leave immediately. I paid, and we started walkin back, but He screamed, DUDE WE GOTTA GO! And started lookin around all paranoid cuz he swore the waitress called the cops. He was walkin along buildings like he was tryin to creep like a ninja, it was hilarious.