Stoner tips for staying out of trouble

I suggest that, obviously, only if your parents are cool with you tokin. I live on my own so I dont have to worry about any of this shit; I was just adding my two cents.

I have been smoking for years, and I have never gotten busted for smokin in the car. We usually clam bake parked in my driveway.

 

Baush and Lomb's Opcon A is the very best there is.

 

yes if you do cheif up, on your own property is always safest!

though out here my buddies where smoking out their mini van while they were in a gas station parking lot and pulled out, got pulled over and the cops asked for a pound... then made them do pushups and situps and made em go on their way... i think the cops out in the ghetto really dont care about weed they are after the bigger picture... ive been pulled over drunk and srtoned so many times and told to drive home and stay there... the only times i ever get in trouble is when im sober... its so not fair....

 

That's where I have to disagree with you and say that roto is the best there is. IMO the best thing to do is to just not give a fuck. If you're worried about getting caught you're more likely to do just that.

 

don't backtalk the cops. that'll get you harassed and/or searched. . be polite always, even if you get caught with the stuff. some cops will just dump it and tell you to leave if you just be polite about everything and comply with them.

and even if you don't have anything on you, be nice cuz some cops are just dicks and they have excellent memory. i know the cops in this place two towns away from mine all know my face and my car. they follow me for a hot second when they see me, just to fuck with me. pshhhh. they all know im probably high when im in that town anyways.

 

Mos timportant one that IO haven't seen here, KNOW AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!!! You can do all of this shit to try and be careful and have a cop scare you into consenting to a search. And as for the best eye drops, who knows and/or cares. If you get some kind of redess relief eye drops, they should work.

 

Eh, my tip is too be about as private as possible about it, like keep it a secret between you and your mates and not let the whole world know

 

yea... just dont tell anyone you do it. dont make it obvious by wearing clothes... saying silly things. i mean why should you anyway, you dont do it too be cool.
um.... keep spray, mints or mouthwash, find a REAL good hiding spot.
mine is good, underneath my sterio is a place where i can put big batteries if i want to travel with it, i keep everthing in there. my weed, pipe, bowl. its really big space too.
peace

 

use rothos if in u need ur eyes white instantly they get rid of everything extremely fast and if car u can bring a joint cuz if u get ur car checked hopefully ur joint is already smoked

 

-Don't wear stoner/marijuana clothes, or have stoner/marijuana bumper stickers or anything like that.
-Don't say anything about drugs or marijuana in public even joking around. And don't think you're safe using code names.
-Never mention anything about weed on Instant messangers, email, or through land lines. Use cell phones if you must, and keep the conversation short. As often as possible have these conversations in person.
-Don't smoke in public places. Seriously, if you don't want to get caught, just don't do it. And if you're young and male, you're a prime target for suspicion. Smoke at home or in the woods where no one ever goes. Even country roads aren't a good idea, as cops often cruise them from drunk drivers....and young kids who think it will be a good idea to park on the side of a country road and toke up.
-If you absolutely must smoke in a public place, smoke a one-hitter.
-Unless you know someone is a confirmed toker, and you can benefit by letting the cat out of the bag, don't tell anyone you smoke pot. Unless this person is someone you want to smoke up with, or someone you can get a hook-up with/through, what's the point of telling them, other then increasing your risk of getting caught?
-Control the smell in the air. Skip the incense. It's such a popular coverup for weed that most people associate it with weed and will know exactly what you're trying to hide. Stick with open windows and fans. If you're smoking indoors, put the fan right into the window so the air is blowing out, take a hit, hold your piece infront of the fan so the smoke blows out the window, and when you exhale breath directly into the back of the fan so all the smoke gets sucked out. When you're all done smoking spray a light air freshener of some sort, and some febreeze lightly on your clothing.
-Control the smell on yourself. During a session if possible wear something on your head, and something over your regular clothes. (I usually just carry around a hoodie with a bandana tucked in the pouch for this purpose) After the session take off your hat and overcoat and you shouldn't smell bad, if at all. Pop in a piece of gum to freshen your breath and clean your teeth. Avoid body spray. (reference my comment on incense above-it's a dead giveaway)
-Control your appearance. Walk normal, and if you have a cheesy ass grin on your face, don't go to extremes to try to hide it. I think you look more obvious when you're trying to hold back uncontrollable giggles as opposed to a consistent cheesy ass grin on your face. Also, it's better to move slowly and accurately then to try to act "normal" and end up fumbling and dropping everything. And the obvious-eyedrops.
-Hide your stuff well. Not in your car. Not in your backpack or purse. As often as possible your weed and paraphenalia should be safely at home, and if you live with prying parents, it should be hidden very well. And ladies, if you live in an area where the pigs are a problem, anytime you have weed on you in public it should be in your bra, not your purse.

Oh...and always discard of your ashes, stems, and seeds. If the cops want they can be dicks and get you on something as little as a pot stem on the floor of your car, or a seed at the bottom of your backpack.

(I know a lot of that stuff was mentioned...I just wanted in reiterate and condense...but I'm sure some of the people reading are still going to go park their car and toke up in the public eye later today...oh well. )

 

parking your car is seriously the dumbest thing you could do. that's just askin fer it!

 

I find it all crazy to read aswell, even in the UK its far more relaxed than the US and i can imagine the rest of Europe is as much/more so relaxed. My friend said in spain in bars people just skin up and smoke weed all the time.

Here i've walked down the street with a joint many a time, i've always been careful to keep it concealed within my hand when smoking but the chances of seeing cops is quite slim, and even so, most of them wont do anything.

I sat in the back of a policecar being questioned about weed while i had an 8th in my pocket and got away with it, that was a super lucky/unlucky night, we weren't stopped for anything weed related.

I dont bring out a bong very often but when i do i just put it in my backpack underneath my hoody, if i have beer in my bag that on top
If i get paranoid i'll move my weed from my bag into the bit of my boxers before my jeans start. That way if a cop wants my weed he'll have to feel around my cock first.

Driving around, its alright, i feel aslong as you dont look suspiscious you should be ok. Though the other night my 2 friends had just picked up 4 ounces. They were sitting in his car which was parked in some carpark having just finished a spliff each and apparently an unmarked car pulled into the entrance, blocked it off and then the guy got out and came over.
He walked over and showed his badge then said.
"Alright lads, what are you doing here at 1am?"
"We came for a sleep because we've been driving for ages from leeds."
"Oh right, weed help you sleep does it?"
"What?"
"Weed, marijuana, cannabis, i can smell it"
"Its not us"
"Ok then boys, off you go..."

And they were away...i dont know HOW the fuck they got away with that, cop must have been pretty cool.