Stoner Table!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Stoner18, Aug 17, 2015.

  1. Stoner18

    Stoner18 Members

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    I've been thinking about creating a coffee table for stoners, something that can hide all of the paraphernalia, trays for bud, built in grinder, ashtray, flip out j roller, blunt splinter.... U get the idea lol. Please let me know if this would be something you would buy, also ideas that u think would be cool to add to the stoner table! Thanks for your help!
     
  2. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    some inspiration for you :p

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKikHxKeodA

    tbh honest though, theres always a market for well constructed furniture with lots of (and ingenious use of) storage space.

    If you've got the skill, you're probably onto a winner. Marketing specifically at stoners might be a bit limiting though. I don't smoke, but I'd like a coffe table with loads of hidden drawers and compartments in.
     
  3. Stoner18

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    Awesome thank you for your input, your defineltey right when it's comes to marketing!
     
  4. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    If you can, watch "The Bride", a movie based on the Bride of Frankenstein. Sting plays the doctor quite well. But there's a scene where he has just finished having an argument with her and goes down to a room in the castle that has his opium table (or whatever you'd call it). It seemed to be a purpose-built area for catching a mean buzz. It was much taller than a coffee table, but the general drift was the same.

    If you use a wood inlay pattern you could hide all kinds of thing in the face of the table as well. Also consider how the food tray comes out from the arm rest on the airline seats that face a bulkhead. Clever stuff. Lastly, look how NASA and even the Nazis hid stuff on their creations!

    Keep in mind though, you can't hide anything from the Oinker's dogs!
     
  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    So basically, a small desk drawer?
     
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  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    That's what the patented "Bacon drawer" is for...
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i agree that the market would probably be too limited for this to really be viable. on the other hand, with the recent legalizations and whatnot, this might be the one time in history that people would buy such a thing, just as a novelty.

    this would make it even less viable due to added expense, but the ideal stoner table would include a refrigerator. if you wanted to really go crazy, make one of the legs into a bong shaft.
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    How about an armchair with a built in bong
     

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