stoner superstitions & weird things

I dont smoke cigs after getting high because I feel it contaminates my high. It's kinda extreme because I even tell other people "man, what are you doing? that's a crime!" haha

 

Black cats eat your weed... If you walk under a ladder, a narc will be waiting on the other side... Step on a crack, break your dealer's back... Break a mirror, 7 years of schwag

 

I have started to really not like cigarettes after getting high, unless I'm smoking bowls. I just feel dirty afterwards. I do smoke like a motherfucker when I drink though.

 

lol i like black cats i think they are so cool. like a pure black cat with no other white spots or anything. i had one and he was the coolest badass cat he would leave for like a week and come back all covered in weeds and burs and scrapes but hed still be kickin.

 

the only ritual i do is putting my lucky cigarette up in the pack but thus far it has not produced any special events upon smoking it so... i dunno. plus i always end up smoking it on accident be4 i get to it.

 

LMAO.... that reminds me of someone that i knew that used to do that alot of the time. like everytime they did it they would turn 3 of them over in the pack. and everytime they did it they would pull one of em out not even paying attention all baked out of their mind........then spark the BUTT end and start puffing on it. he would get the most deathly horrible look on his face. everytime we would all bust out laughing. he finially decided that he better not do that anymore. even since then ive seen him in his car when its dark light the butt end and try to puff on it and wonder why its not hitting.......god damn thats gotta be horrible on the lungs.

 

hahaha, nice

 

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Yeah, it reminds me of my best friend too. I think he stopped doing that though.

 

^Lol lucky cigarettes, FTW !

 

the only ritual that me and my boys have is to always pass left and hold it in until its your turn again some times we fail
o and also we never mix our weed bad thing to do that is the utmost disrespect to weed mixing especially when its schwag and dank and definitly no using tabbaco with the weed
o ok so i lied we have a couple rituals the last one is for the first couple hits you respect every ones self time that they need to get in the mind set but after the 2 hit each we are good to go and be idiots or w/e we do

 

some of my friends won't use white lighters.
i always have to smoke a cig after i smoke weed, if i don't it feels like somethings missing
whoever packed the bowl, rolled the joint, etc, gets to light it and take first hit
whoever calls deuces on the bowl, joint, etc., gets to hit it second.

 

The night before the football game against my school's rivals me and a few teammates decided to smoke. We were all really baked and I decided I wanted a bogey. I pulled out my lucky of my fresh new pack and gave it to my friend. I look at the pack and go "HOLY SHIT DON'T SMOKE THAT!", so he goes and lights it up. I told him we are going to lose the game tommorow and started bitching at him and all he could do was laugh. Well the day of the game, we lose 42-14.

 

yes! i had one of those, then one night i was baked and peeled it off, had bad luck for almost a week until my room mate got sick of it and threw it out the front door. never bought a white lighter before, never will again

i always try to inhale the smoke comming off a bowl/blunt/joint after its been lit, you pay good money for it, why let it just float away?

always pass to the left in a circle or rote, dont call it, you look stupid

i try to never touch my bud, except to put it into the grinder, but once ground, its put onto a folded card, then into the bowl

always fresh water in the pipe/bong, i knew this kid that never changed his bong water for 6 months, some kid came over and said he would drink it (not knowing how old it was), it was like sludge, he puked for hours..

always be fair, cant stress this enough, i dont smoke with kids i dont think are cool, whenever someone smokes you up, you owe them one.

corner the lighter, so everyone gets fresh greens

eat before you smoke, eating after brings you down

hm... i'll have to think of more

 

LIGHTER SKILLZ. There are so many stoners that torch the stuff to shit, it sucks. Lighter skills are the most under appreciated.

 

True that! It's hard to watch as someone holds the lighter on the bowl for like 5 seconds, especially when it's your weed. 1-2 seconds is almost always enough to get it burning good, depending on how wet/dry the weed is.

 

Lighters: Red and White lighters seem to give me really bad luck, or something goes wrong with the pot, the lighter or the paraphinalia we're usng at the time.

Direction: Always go to the left or bad things will happen, and it really sucks...

Bowls: Never hit the bowl you just packed. I think this is more customary for guests, but still, creeps me out a lil.

Burning: Never burn the crap out of Mary, she will get pissed. All you have to do is light the cherry just enough...

That's pretty much all that I've heard...

 

My friends believe:
Lighters: White are bad luck, black are good luck. I always have a white lighter, it must be a bic that has the plastic on it, so when you pull it off it is truley an all white lighter, no bic decal on the side.
Rotation: To the left, to the left... In my car I use an X rotation so that it is easier for me to grab the blunt, joint, bowl, etc while driving.
I will not eat for atleast the hour after I smoke, I will only drink water, or caffine drinks, but that just me cause as soon as I eat I come down unless its heds.

 

hahah the other day, i was handed a black djarum clove by a friend while extremely high. i smoked the entire thing, and thought it smoked very differently than standard tobacco cigarettes. turns out i smoked the entire thing backwards. i had a laugh and smoked another (the right way this time) and now i love those things. i tripped shrooms the other day and smoked an entire pack of them

 

^how... r they the kind w/o filters? becuz if it had a filter u must have got a damn headache doin that! Lol... fo real.

 

interesting but what would be more intriguing.. what will happen the 5th of june 2009, i would like to know!!!... use thou psychic skillzz and tell me of your crystal ball wisdom...



haha joking, ur story was funny though.