Stoner Quotes..or Songs..or whatever

I just wanted to start this thread so we could all post our favorite stoner quotes in here. I'm not talking about something stupid you said while you were high, but like songs, famous quotes, or something like that that's related to marijuana.. I'll go first:

Ben Harper - Burn One Down (I just linked to the lyrics to make it easier..)

Also, this one is good:
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural?

- Bill Hicks


Anyways, if you know any more, you can post them here.

 

piss in a bucket and say fuck it!!!!!!!

 

being with you girl is like being alone
hey hey hey
like being stoned

--like being stoned by some band i dont know

 

"But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned."
Bob Dylan ​

"When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself."
Bob Marley
"Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."
Jimi Hendrix
"We're pro-choice. We think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not. "
Bud (Sublime)
"There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high..."
Neil Young ​

I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends. "
The Beatles​

 

In college last year, we wrote down all the funny things we said while high for our profiles....here's a few things from mine

"But Millissa we just smoked a big, burning, ball of bud....HEY...nice alliteration..lol"
"Is the blazae going in a blizante"

"I can't think of what a nine looks like"
"are you teeth tinglin'?"

"HEY....im buddah"
"you know.....i forgot what i was gonna say...damn weed..lol.....HEY! a squirrel"

"their are some things i won't do for a room-mate, being raped by a succubus and having my soul stolen is one of them"(that's one of mine)

"Whoooaaa....thats a bright bike"

 

I sang a song last night when i was freshly baked. It was about how you shouldnt rent watches at block buster because they are unreliable.

-You know you're a stoner if you forget you smoke weed.