I just wanted to start this thread so we could all post our favorite stoner quotes in here. I'm not talking about something stupid you said while you were high, but like songs, famous quotes, or something like that that's related to marijuana.. I'll go first: Ben Harper - Burn One Down (I just linked to the lyrics to make it easier..) Also, this one is good: Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? - Bill Hicks Anyways, if you know any more, you can post them here.