Stoner Problems

The other day I was in the kitchen, and needed to look something up on my iPad. Grabbed said iPad, walked back to the kitchen and spent the next 5 minutes trying to figure out what i needed the iPad for.. #stonerproblems

 

when your cat starts talking to you and demanding ridiculous things

 

When you keep losing your black lighter in the black bedsheets..

 

"dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

 

This is a problem with more that just weed :smoking:

 

9 minutes past 4:20 and your still breaking the weed up..

 

Tolerence break. Nuff said.

 

stinkbug annoys ya.. urrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!

 

Or you rush to roll it in time for 4:20, only to end up with a crooked, unevenly burning joint.

 

-Not being able to find a lighter when I want to smoke a bowl
-Accidentally breaking a pipe, bong or whatever else :bigcry:
-Running out of weed and having to wait for more
-ridiculously sticky, gross, resin when you try scraping your pipe due to clogging that sticks to anything it touches

 

When you really want to smoke another joint, but you've already smoked 3 that day.

 

that's only a problem if you don't have four joints. :smoking:

 

When your drug dealer introduces you to somebody.

 

weed so strong , you sit there and cough your ass off snot coming out your nose and you ruin another t-shirt wiping your face up sitting there looking like a 3yr old kid with a sniffle problem. grinning..

 

Last evening my lighter quit on me and I didn't had any good spare ones. Only some old ones that I saved just in case I had no other (but most of them were dead). Other times this happened I had a pack of matches laying around but last night was not one of those times... It is really aggravating to have rolled a couple of joints and then you find out you have no proper way to light them up! Everybody knows this in theory of course but you really feel it when it actually happens.

By the way, those Bic lighters suck! For this price (over one €) I expect them to last longer...

 

I love BIC lighters! I find them to be really consistent, I usually buy a 5 pack every year for about $6-7 and just scatter them around the house.

 

i thought what my world would be like without bic lighters.. I did not like it.. ;lol

 

I have a zippo, but I find that every time I pick it up, it needs to be refueled. They also don't really work for pipes and bongs.

 

I have used Bics since the day I started smoking. I have also tried the hemp wicks that are supposed to be healthier because you do not inhale the chemicals from the Bic but you still need a Bic to get it going anyway.