Stoner Problems

People still use screens? I dont think I've seen a screen (other than a glass screen) since high school.




3 of my connects moved to Colorado in the past year to go legit. Which left me without a solid source, causing me to resort to middle men, overpriced bags, waiting games, etc.

 

when I'm smoking a bowl alone, I set my lighter down in a different spot practically every hit.

 

oh, and when I set it on my bedroom floor, I tend to pick it up attached to a strand of my hair and it's always a bitch to get it off. occasionally I see it too late and almost burn it when I'm trying to toke

 

my steamroller has a fish in it that shot guns the hit to you. so the curve of the glass tube from bowl to fish get filled up with resin every couple bowls! very dirty, very quick. I should get some cleaner. or at least salt and alcohol it

 

.....when the weed is soo sticky
it won't stay lit or smoke smoothly rolled in a paper

 

If that's a problem for you send it over here...

 

That's when a bowl comes in handy too....

 

when you just smoked up and you realize you actually have a calculus final in half an hour.

 

when you get so high and knock your bong over and break it. i think this has happened to almost every bong I ever had.

when being high makes you move slower at work. seriously my productivity goes way down. i can move about twice as fast when im not stoned.

when your dealer takes an hour and a half to get back to you when you want to get high NOW

lol

 

That sucks. Up here we have a couple of pretty reliable mail order marijuana websites, but they don't deliver to the US.

 

when the fish finally breaks

 

never having enough herb to last till payday.

 

having a payday and dealer has no weed..

 

Running out of papers :smoke out:

 

When you were so high that you forgot you smoked all of your weed.

 

that happens too me all the time. and that reminds me I need too put a new screen in mine I need too by more screens almost out

 

My high wears off sometimes

 

when you are all set too smoke then all the sudden you have too take a big shit so you have too go too the bathroom

 

when someone describes their bowel activity while using the word 'too' incorrectly 4 times in a single sentence

 

You got a prollem with that stoner

One stoner problem comes in the form of creative writing as you forget what the hell you were talking about.