Stoner Problems

having more than one stash of weed, spread out somewhere amongst a pile of camping gear, but can't find it.

:willy_nilly:

 

having a shitload of weed and no stoner chicks to share it with

 

That's better than having too many stoner chicks and they end up smoking all of your weed,

 

when your the driver and the passenger passes the joint/blunt and you miss the pass and it drops in your lap burning a hole in your shirt or shorts...

 

yeah that one really bites.

I hate dropping my bowl in a relatively small and clean space, and still not being able to find it

 

what is NOT a problem though, is being able the watch smoke swirl through the rays of :sunny: that streak through my room. :sifone:

 

when online taco bell menu won't load

 

Having nothing to eat

 

When the only lighter you have around is a Zippo.

When you're on your last bowl.

When it's 5am and you're still up and you want to smoke another bowl but you have to sleep.

When the high fades away.

When I'm out of cheese curls and flavored wheat thins.

 

like this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ygIkZaNMQ"]smoke beam in the sun.. - YouTube

 

just entered a new room.. why am i here?

 

were you looking for GayChat?

 

two things..
my weed is too sticky for my grinder. it just never gets thru to the second level.

but what really annoys me is when my friend pushes, no... smashes.. the bowl down in my piece. it's fine in some but mine has a narrow curve and the more shit gets crammed in, the harder it is to give a quick clearing

 

When you have to talk to your dealer for an hour and all you you think about is how much you wanna go get stoned

 

what kinda grinder do you have? If its the three level ones, you can often tap the stuff in middle to the collection area. if you have kief catcher that is even better.

Stoner problem, bud smells WAY to dank to bring around certain people I live with that arent cool with smoking bud

 

when your good dealer stops selling because he is afraid of getting arrested.

 

I feel you there. I have a place to put it, a place to catch it, and a kief catcher. it just won't grind it fine enough to get it through the holes. I have to poke some through.

Upside though, I check it when I'm out of weed :sifone: Stoner Solutions

 

Ummm... What did I come in here for?

 

when you go outside to smoke a bowl on your balcony, but spend the whole time crouching down and trying to make sure giant ass spiders don't land on you.

 

clothes reeking of weed. only happens with certain types of dank bud. I was riding through Atlanta smoking a joint earlier (prepare for bombardment of "bad idea" comments) and later on car aired out and everything but i threw my dirty clothes in laundry when i got home and when i come past the basket i can still smell it. lol. dont wanna do laundry today so ill deal with it.