Stoner Problems

When your life really does start looking like a Cheech and Chong movie...

 

when the lit part falls off the joint and burns you or your clothes

 

My biggest problem is with my short-term memory.

My second biggest problem is with my short-term memory.

 

Back in the stone-age I had a seed pop and it lodged itself in my belly button. Jumping out of my chair at mach 5 had no effect on said lodged seed... Certainly did piss off my girlfriend who was sitting on my lap before being launched across the room with no warning. Good times!

 

Dealers wife breaks bottle of perfume in purse with my bag in it during delivery.

Smells good, but tastes like shit.

Smoked whole bag anyway.

 

When out of stuff.. weed, papers, gas in the lighter, munchies..

 

Or when the ppl you smoke with prefers plays hiphop/rap music or.. Bieber-shit type of music

 

I know what you mean.


The biggest problem is when you run out.

 

I was in a friends car one time that had soo much base it was stopping my heart from beating properly, lol.

Because I was stoned it didn't matter though, I was having a good time (and everyone was looking at us). :2thumbsup:

 

when you can't stop watching this gif

 

when your paper tears in the middle of a roll

 

when you hand the bowl to your buddy and say "it's rollin" and he continues to babble on without hitting it, letting it go out

or when your buddy just sits there ramblin on and on just pausing with the bowl

 

man yeah this one really gets me. especially roasting someone else's bowl.
I have a personal problem of not finishing bowls and putting my piece away, and finding the half smoked nug the next time I go to load it

 

WHILE tripping nutz on 2ce

 

lol Yeah, that was terrible. Especially considering it was the last bowlpack we had.

 

But TopNotch jumped to his feet, and got down and dirty in the grass with Anders to recover 80% of the lost bud. :afro:

 

lol Damn right. Every salvageable crumb of dankness was found and smoked:sifone:

Also, LOL @ "Anders". It's the perfect nickname for him.

 

funny.. Was fishing once and last bowl, dropped and spilled on the ground. but I knew it was packed soil. so I walked home, grabbed a better light. went back to the river and got most of it back..

 

Pure stoner-dedication:sifone: I can relate. I have gone to great lengths to get stoned. I once rode a bicycle 15-20 miles one day to smoke a single joint with 4 other people. I got a ride back though. lol

 

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Makes me appreciate the dispenery allot. I never have to deal with that kind of stuff.