Oh but Craig, I am already your best friend! We should paint our faces. I love paint. Rawr, paint, rawr.
Because I'm your best friend. How could I not know your name. I have your AIM name... And I figured from there, lol. Be cool, man, be cool.
It was a thread based on AIM screen names. I'd try to go and find it for you, but I'm so high right now that I don't have the motivation, lol.
I wish time were frozen on pot. That would make the day longer. Because 24 hours just is too short, you know. Each day should be 48 hours. If I could just touch frozen time and stick my tongue on it. And cry when my tongue's flesh is frozen stuck to the frozen hands of the clock. I wish time had a temperature. That time were tangible and soft and with a timed-temperature. I wish time reminded us of the time constantly. Like you sould just wonder, "Man, I wish I knew what time it was" (provided that you've lost your cell phone or watch) and then a voice booms out of nowhere, "The time is ________ (insert here)". That would make life so much easier. I want to eat time. Maybe I'll create a time travel portal in the middle of The Greenhouse Effect and we'll all torpedo upwards into another venture in time and whatnot. Like one tiny speck on the butthole of one big-ass alien.