Stoned Ramblings

My cat should be a meme

 

i think that the chat thread names should be more subtle like we used to do. maybe they wont be as tempting.

 

The democrat plantation of facebook decided to ban me for 30day for reporting crime in my neighborhood. Guess they dont like the new council member taking action.

 

...which is why you should smoke the herb!

 

Munchies from last night's joint. I had a taquito from 7 eleven for breakfast, in bed. I'm unsure about my life choices.

 

Only the breakfast choice is dubious. But it does sounds real dubious. But im unsure what a taquito is so it might be all good

 

Let's just say, eating a taquito (jalapeno and cheese) from 7 eleven is worse than eating a bean burrito from taco Bell. Taquito is kinda like a taco,but thinner and fried.. and rolled.
I do love taco bell though.

 

Yay, so my assumption was spot on! :-D

 

Hahaha dubious...doobiest. I see what you did there.

I've been hanging out with you stoners too long...

 

You know what is really fun? Setting the high score on those speed limit signs with the digital display. They flash when you go really fast. You know someone checks that data and is like "fuck they were doing that speed". So you can't use the road for a whole because you know they have cops there. All that revenue just waiting to be made.

Pedestrians have the right of way unless you in the way. I kid I kid.

 

I honestly havent noticed anything different from the usual shit, what am i missing

 

I've never seen someone's presence completely erased before, i didnt know that was possible

 

Some dude pooped on another dude in a road rage incident. how is that even possible, was the dude wearing a dress?