Stoned Ramblings

Captain on the bridge.

 

lol At ease.

 

Engage.

 

Warp 10.

 

Death, disease, destruction, horror.
That's what war is, councilman. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
You've made it so neat and simple... So neat and simple, you've never had a reason to stop it!
And you've had it for five hundred years!

 

A Taste of Armageddon. Too easy.

 

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

 

A house explosion in east Cleveland, Ohio left one person dead.

 

Holy. Crap.

 

I used to pack an ex a brown bag with pb & j, lays potato chips, coca cola and a little Debbie cake. I would deliver it on his lunch break.
He turned out to be a total douche bag though.

 

Steely Dan is awesome!

 

GOT DAYUM!! Did they say what caused the explosion??!

 

Not yet... Probably gas though.

 

Pretty bad....

 

the unposted post hanging like a chad in the reply box every time you come back is a tad annoying


so chad and tad can fuck off

yes you are a cool chick...I wish I had gotten a chance to be a douchebag in your life …...that didn't come out right...you know what I mean

 

douchebags say what

 

Hello.

 

I am planting cucumis sativus tomorrow