Stoned Ramblings

Why do women ask if their outfit makes them look fat? Something like this happened to me at work today and there is just no way to answer nicely. Note to ladies: if you gotta ask then the answer is probably 'yes'.

 

It's a trap...

 

oh.. dude, you're supposed to say no.

 

I've tried that and it never works! They just keep at it until you say some version of 'yes', then they get pissed.

 

You could just say "no... it's not the outfit."

 

tell them in a gay lisp, and its all cozy..

 

At the venue about to do battle. I'll let you guys know what happens in a couple of hours. I'm actually sitting with one of the Austrian players that just got back from world championships where he came 2nd. it's odd like I know you from TV, I'm sitting with you. I kinda want an autograph lol.

That's pool players for you, don't matter how good they are they're just another bar fly at the end of the day lol. It's funny like a top athlete spotted having a drink may get in trouble for that, pool
L player drinking? Well that's just expected.

Many people are hungover. I wish they were in my group.

 

'Do these jeans make me look fat?'

'No. It's all the chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.'

 

I have a joke but I a retiring it because I swore to myself I would not fat shame any more...its wrong

irminsul what happened?

 

be prepared!!! I like those guys!!!

 

I dont love brett michaels…...never have...…..I was surprised to hear him playing with the original members of poison but now they aren't saying that anymore...they completely changed the commercial to omit all poison references and replaced them with brett michaels references...….those big hair bands like poison and motley crue look kinda sad in their makeup and hair in this day and age

 

people like you are ignorant about cannabis we aren't fuckin fighting for kids to be able to smoke in the basement..they already do that ffs...we are fighting for sick people to get medicine.....ever seen a sick child in convulsions be immediately helped with a few drops of cannabis oil?.....

this is the stoners lounge...we are very PRO cannabis

welcome here

 

Has it been 4 years since the last Soccer world cup already?

 

I read Brett Michaels and thought the conversation was about wrestling.

 

Or say what I say...

"Fuck yeah, baby!!"

 

To be fair: You're overly concerned about what we're supposed to say or not

 

Howdie stranger!

 

Well I didn't make it through but I won one my game than I thought I would and I actually played very decent so good confidence builder. I missed out on advance by one single frame and I can count 4 I missed. On my very last shot I left a ball short less than half an inch from dropping. That game I should have won it was my last ball and then had a really good shot on the 8. 2 games the guy jagged the 8 in by missing what he was going for but it found a hole anyway. And then one against the national champ I took a real good effort but I narrowly went down to him. So I was competing in most of my frames just not good enough to get the job done.

On the plus side I spotted myself on one of the far tables on the live YouTube channel.

And after the Austrian guys said chin up its tough competition nobody paid all that money to lose so only good players here.

I'm really looking forward to wednesday league night.

 

I was skeptical it was you as The Goldbach conjecture (btw, shouldnt really be a possessive noun even though a lot of sources make that mistake) is number theory, maths (hard hard county stuff) so didnt think it would be a female behind that

Did you come back to comment on Meghans wedding? I cant remember

She embraced female empowerment and went with the new female boss of Givenchy, which is why the wedding dress sucked, should have got a gay guy to do it. you know its true, even though I know you wont admit it out loud