Stoned Ramblings

R.I.P.

 

one half gal per week

 

RIP Marty

 

Voilà

 

There is a ton of stuff going on in town today. Have to pick what to do with the kids.

 

Approaching China's "Golden Week". Going to hit up Beijing and play the role of drunken, stoned tourist with a few South Africans for the next couple of days. Lakka... Howzit?

 

Ive got 49F on the outside and my goofy neighbor out there with a lawn mower ..

 

nice guy...730 Saturday morning in the fall cutting grass?....can you wing him from an upper window?

 

I give him the stare off the porch..
like really Ill cut your grass in the afternoon, there is no reason for this shit..

 

Found this in a local classifieds....


STEP LADDER: 10' fiber-
glass double step, runs like
new. $175 OBO. xxx-xxx-xxxx


lol

 

Reminds of the builder's apprentice who was sent to the hardware store to buy stripey paint, sky hooks and skirting board ladders...

 

You forgot the smoke bender... Left handed visegrips...


This particular classifieds has some really stupid ads... In general I think the local population is mostly illiterate.

 

Does it run on gas or is it electronic?

 

Around here, it would be diesel so it can "roll coal"

 

Lol that thing could be in the army providing smoke clouds

 

we had an older stage hand in our union names ''old bob''.....we would send rookies over to him to get us some shackle tape.....I bet people sent a hundred poor shmucks over to him to get that tape.....he would ask ''what color''?....or something similar....sometimes he would be mad and say ''tell them I said to fuck off''....ive also heard ''shingle glue''......''rubber nails''....or ''these nails are for the other side of the house because the point is on the wrong end''

 

Yeah, joints can be hard too on an itchy throat. But yeah, home all day, feeling a bit sick and perhaps bored: perfect day to smoke at least one J!

 

guess who showed up in my reading?

change is a big mood lately, lol

 

what is this a cemetery all of a sudden?....what happened people ?

 

went out this morning for chains for a couple of my saws... Didn't get home until around 5:30-6:00.

So, guess who didn't get any wood cut...


Fuckall!