Stoned Ramblings

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congrats on the big win irminsul.....you beat all those boys

 

gevault?

 

I missed a ferry today because some dipshit in a new suburban needed the entire island at the gas station to fill his tank....he is smart enough to have an suv worth 100 grand but not smart enough to see he should pull up to the far pump....you fucking piece of shit.....I was angry and he now knows it lol….

you should be able to get off the boat....quickly drive into the gas station and buy gas....and then get back on the same boat.....it is a tricky maneuver and not for rookies....ive gone out the oneway entrance just so I could be sure to not blow the move...the gas station dude even knows to open the little window and let e pay from outside to shave seconds

anyway....I shot the dude dead and pushed the suv into the lake

 

may I ask where you live?

 

you may. north central texas.

 

I used to have a lapel pin with ''TEXAS'' in rhinestones....given to e by a performer I had a thing with during a 2 week long GM car show....she was in the up with people chorus and a forer runner up for miss teen texas….she was friggin beautiful and wore a real possum coat

I lost the pin in the first fire and would just kill for another...it was small maybe 3 inches long

 

I watched a bugs bunny cartoon where bugs said Texaass.... and learned a lesson over it.

I got in big trouble with my grade school teacher Mrs Anderson.

I took it one further with my classmates, one of which narc-ed on me. I said "TEX-ASS" more than a few times. Not knowing the plot against me and Mrs Anderson standing directly behind me, I said TEX-ASS a few more times. I felt my arm being tugged and pulled towards the front blackboard. There I had to stand while my classmates snickered at me. My most embarrassing moment of grade school.

 

give me a description of it (size, arrangement, did it have the state outline, etc) and I might be able to fish up a place for you to get another one.

 

lol. motherfucker. give him the informationz!

 

Ebay has 1627 Texas Lapel Pins results listed. I'd be great if it could be one of those.

 

I dont do ebay

no outline...all caps....dont go through any trouble

not a single cloud anywhere this morning

 

like this but this one is from china

 

I do Ebay, It'll be a quest to get it Roll

 

I should go out and tackle some firewood

 

Paul Flart loses his job due to his viral fame! | Randy Baumann & the DVE Morning Show | 102.5 WDVE

 

There's zero chance Paul Flart didn't have a rough childhood.

 

why is he known?

 

viral farter