Stoned Ramblings

The hot carl match?

 

bonnie has 2 drummers on this tune...she can really play that slide guitar with the best

great cover

 

Russia Unveils Giant Combat Walker

 

I was referring to one of my very favorite musicians, Chris Cornell. I usually don't get that affected by celebrities deaths tbh. But Chris Cornell was different. It about KILLED me when he took his life.

It also killed me when Bernic Mac died, but his wasn't a suicide...it was pneumonia.

 

Yes! I just read that (on fb) . It didn't surprise me in the least. smh I think that demon will continue to turn up bodies in exchange for more privileges or being able to write major newspapers or whatthehellever. That is one sick mofo. I guess the families are glad to get closure, but still...I think he should be put down like a rabid dog..

I still think that Kayla Brown knew something...from her actions to especially how she wouldn't even talk to her boyfriend's family, and yet she was able to go on Dr. Phil, and then she shut down. puhleez Of ALL people's show to go to - that pretend jackass doctor. smh

 

I didnt know that about not talking to her boyfriend's family, thats strange

Did i tell you i know a few people who were close to one of the victims they found on his property, and also he almost sold an ex coworker of mine a house but she was waiting on him to meet her for a showing and got a bad vibe and decided to leave and find a new real estate agent

6 degrees of seperation from a serial killer, how strange

 

When we first moved to Ontario, my dad was close to buying Leslie Mahaffy's family home (one of Paul Bernardo's victims). She had gone to my high school too, there was a memorial there for her.

 

that mofo that killed his fam, now says the wife killed the baby one first and he snapped.

fuck, how you gonna kill the rest ur kids.
fucking dude is retarded if he thinks any jury buy that.

if she killed any, take the rest the kids call police, now u got the divorce he said he wanted when she flipped.

come on man.

 

Guess what!?!

Death wobble (in a car) can be caused by a bad Pittman arm and Idler arm! Yay the truck is running like a sewing machine.

 

dang...I sure am glad she went with her gut...or she might not have shown up at work.

yeah...that 6 degrees of separation is a scary thing, and it hits many of us in very strange ways

 

I had a cheeseburger today, my first in over a month. I used to have a couple of them every week. Now I just get 1, and it ain't coming from the King or the clown (though Ronald finally creeped enough people out and got his walking papers). This burger has a name, "The Classic Bypass" and has bacon and eggs on it. FuuuUUUuuuuuuuuccccckkkk it was good.

They kept giving me diet coke refills. I swear it was stronger than normal, like Jolt got taken over by Coca Cola. Driving home became precarious, I had to whiz so bad I was turning blue in the face. And for most of my trip home there are no public bathrooms. So I have a mental map going of which liquor store has a bathroom, which grocery store and finally I remembered a park that I actually cut through sometimes to dodge 3 traffic lights. Thank GOD the graffiti-covered facilities were open and in operation.

So I get home and Jane, my wench, is poised to pounce as she calmly asks if I know what happened to her foot long prize Okra specimen (I had NO idea it was a fucking "specimen" when I took it. I just wanted to show it off at work to all the assholes who could probably kill a cactus). Well, I left it on my desk. It looks like an alien sex toy, completely vulgar. Jane, my dominatrix, is ready to bludgeon me by this point. I'm still failing to grasp the urgency. Then I learn the vile, cunning, evil truth.

Jane, my wife, is working diligently to RIG a 4H competition for the snot-nosed brat spawn of her Katrina Evacuee cousin. This is the one that got the voodoo altar assembled in our basement while we were on vacation. There's absolutely NOTHING like coming home to chicken feet and crucifixes folks. I promise, it's just not on the map for most of America (and the civilized world). But rigging a kid's competition, there's a special place in hell, I'm sure of it. I never got an answer to "Why Okra?". Now I'm just kind of messed up in the head.

Sooooooo

 

Are we still talking about Todd?

 

interesting maghrib prayer was 810pm.. at the very same time .. verizon digital classic rock channel played this. it was to almost to the second. not only is that interesting but super weird..

 

Do you giggle a little everytime you hear the name?

 

I'm giggling right now!

 

https ://www.************/LADbible/videos/4868578849855933/
seal trains with navy seals.. cute if u get the jist of it..

 

Can I quote Howard Cosell......

" ED- 209.............you've..... got..........your...........self........some....... com........pet......tition!"

 

Oh lord y'all...my friend's name is Todd. lol Although throughout his life, for some reason, MANY people have called him Scott...my mother being one. Sometimes she remembers his name is Todd....well, most of the time she knows that. Other times she calls him Scott.

I'll say this - he is NOT a murderer. lol He is an intense person that really gets into whatever he is doing. For real. He cannot be dissuaded once he starts on a project. He is very very funny but doesn't laugh much.

Anyway...this is one little conversation here on HF that I'll not be sharing with him.

 

misread as 'giant combat wanker' my thought 'wtf kind of war is russia planning on fighting??'