Stoned Ramblings

Can you not let some air out?

Remember my dad had an egg in his tire, my mum saying she knew she had eggs! Took us a bit, but we laughed...

 

This is all Weird I was driving into work this morning and my Puter said "slow down and pull over You have a deflated Tyre " Shit myself I was doing over a hundred MPH used my Compressor in the boot (only needed about 2Psi )
Then reset Tyre monitor and all good ! will have to keep an eye on that !

 

Remember my gran saying " Its only flat at the bottom cant you just turn it round " to me dad

 

Yes. something I do after all my wins hehe. Always a full house in iRacing, those 100,000+ spectators in the stands, I like to reward them.

 

I looked up fred dryer the other day ..after getting the drier.. now hes on diagnosis murder.
weird.

 

yes I asked my neighbor who is a massive nascar guy....this the first year at Bristol he is missing in a decade....all I did was ask about the polish lap and he told me all about the drivers he has met and how he paid to drive a race car on the track etc etc etc.....nascar people ca talk for hours

 

I won that race at Bristol too. sounds like a good neighbor, I want that neighbor. Polish lap was Alan Kulwicki victory formation. For 35,000EU I can buy a promo #7 Hooters car all painted up like his late 80s ride... I really want it.

 

I come home ad its raining....I look over and see these birds up on my porch staying dry

 

this plant starts left where the stick is and is trained sideways

 

so you're saying your chickens have more sense than some people?

 

They be shitting under the veranda though.

 

yes absolutely...problem is the shit indiscriminately constantly.....not like a dog where you can tell they are setting up for a dump run...these filthy creatures just shit as they are strolling around where ever and when ever.....and the business end of my hose is 200 feet away through wet 7 foot high grass

 

I knew it.

 

ugh. true. if you'd known they were gonna set up camp up there, could've dropped a layer of sawdust or something that would be sweepable/scoopable.

damn dumb yardbirds. lol

 

I use to date a girl that lived by the river ..

we drifted apart..

 

a stupid state trooper almost caused an accident on my lunch. told em off on Twitter

 

my porch is blocked so the chickens cant go underneath

 

Bring me Thanos.

 

If it wasn't they would lay all their eggs down there... Don't ask me how I know this.