Stoned Ramblings

special trip to dispensary.. finally got some Gorilla Glue #4

 

God damn. The last time I flew from Canada to China I ate 600 mg lol. I need the megalodon...

Edit: apparently not.

Still looks tasty though.

 

unregulated cannabis candies vs homemade cannabis candies.

 

About 10 of my doses, as 30 mg times 10 would make 300mg (my doses are/were 33mg).

 

I'm not sure how much weed goes into the making. I think it's supposed to be 1000mg of THC.

EDIT: It's possible that it's not 1000mg of THC. Here's what it says on the website:

don't know much about it tbh

 

I teach middle school English.

Going on my second year... Time flies.

 

You just gave me an idea for an amusing thread...

 

fuck fuck farkleknobinshitinzeefuch

my chainsaw is stuck....got a bit carried away and optimistic on how much tree was laying on that tiny piece....apparently lots......I will need a 40 foot lever to raise it enough to free the saw..also a hippie chick to grab the saw when I lever

ah fuck...I guess I gotta go bug tractor neighbor

they getting ready for the festival....campers are arriving...tickets are too much at 100 dolars so this old man will hop a fence and may need to punch one of the 13 yr old security guards

 

Hi mate Do you speak Chinese ? I met an Australian girl in hangzhou Her name was Marina she was an English teacher said they used to lock them in on a night (said she climbed the fence !) I asked her how she taught them English and she said "I just talk to the Little fuckers " She was mad as toast !

 

idk maybe the gorilla glue. but this whole post made me lmao.

 

Wow, so cool to see Hangzhou mentioned on HF... Beautiful place. Not far from Shanghai.

Yeah, I speak a bit. They offer free Chinese classes at my school for teachers, so I go twice a week during the school year.

There are some colourful characters that teach English here, that's for sure.

 

This is why I have two chainsaws....


Okay, I lied. I mave more like 6 chainsaws.... Maybe 7. I lost count.

 

Do you secretly live in Texas?

 

Oh hell no...

 

Yeah I worked there for a while it is as you say a lovely place lots of history I got a few nights out in Shanghai ( better Place for westerners imo )

 

i dont like joints, they stink up everything, and they burn too fast and are wasteful. i empty pre-rolls into a container.
hubby keeps buying and lighting up in the house.
i have gaps in between teeth (more than 3 years waiting to afford this fucking dental work) that catches bits and seeds. please buy bread i can eat without pain.
hubby buys seeded whole grain bread. bonus! probably will end up dying by diverticulitis one day.
significant pressing matters needing to be attended to during business hours?
sleeps until 5, then goes to hang out with a friend and play bingo at hooters.

i am starting to wonder if its malicious. and also wondering if i give a shit anymore.

 

Everybody has got to die of something mate ! your posts make me smile

 

house is too busy now but I wanna hear that later..

I notice with the edibles they really make one look buzzed....it might just be me I dunno…


so this festival starts tonight but in the bars in the village...then the festival grounds tomorrow day and night plus more acts at all the 3 venues here....one of the venues my friend manages and they have their cruiser docked right there at the bar for doob breaks

yunno years ago I would say lock up your daughters but now its lock up your grand-mothers lol

 

"I've seen enough! You can all go and get fucked this place is beyond fucked it's pathetic you're all a bunch of oxygen thiefs"

Oh what a post, I still can't stop laughing at that person post. He went off and I can't help but think, he was pretty spot on too.

Go and get fucked, he says.