Stoned Ramblings

We had an air quality warning overnight due to nearby fires. Seems like everytime it rains and they get one under control, lightning starts a bunch more.

 

You gonna be buying Deer Park in a minute.

 

..I had to quote this in case any you farting nutters are looking for a release lol

xplain please..this jetted over my head

 

It's a brand of bottled water. Just giving you shit.

 

ok now I get it lol.....i'm on an island...surrounded y fresh water as you know....I call a dude here on the island and he show up with his big water trailer and pumps it straight into my cistern......several thousand liters for 40 bucks each time...if I had the trailer I could fetch fro the lake myself but 40 bucks is cheap

 

Former Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell will match reward to find 'low life coward' who vandalized Murphy memorial

 

Not True mate !

 

Mother rabbit seems to be keeping watch over that nest... I've seen her twice today.

 

i hate when I try liking post and end up almost warning the post. it's only on moblie .

 

wedding in September....need to cruise amazon for clothes my sister will buy me …..that's how bad my sister wants a classy affair...she is willing to shine up the black sheep of he family for an appearance

 

Nice mate I had to buy suits for two of my sons for Alicia's wedding cos she wanted classy But classy is more than Suits !

 

I love a rough diamond in a classy suit.. must be the Scouser in me lol

What do you call a Scouser in a suit?

The accused! Lol

 

I went to the cash machine at the supermarket today, then the cashier wouldn't take the cash, fake notes lol... I could bust a blood vessel I could..

 

The machine dispensed counterfeit bills to you? ?

 

It sure did.. I rang them on the number displayed, oh just send them to us and we will fix it... Like what?

 

Thats mad ???

 

Tell me about it, I had to use my card, they wouldn't take the cash!

 

That reminds me, I have a wedding in September. I've apparently lost weight since I bought my suit and my one nice dress shirt.

Debating getting the suit tailored, or just wearing something more casual. I'll probably go with casual...

 

i'm ready....