Stoned Ramblings

When I was just a little girl from Poland, we all had ponies. My brother had Pony. My sister had Pony. So what's wrong with that?

 

Finally got the stainless exhaust system for my car... fuggin' took them long enough.

 

I could totally do that job.

I wonder what meteorologists were like in math class...

"Timmy, what's 10-3?"

"Nearly 7. With a chance of 8."

 

I often wonder how much they actually do get paid for 10mins of that worth of job. At least 50k? Or do you think they have something to do in the mean time? Like another job.

I mean it's probably not like that at all, I just assume, that if you're on TV, you're getting paid.

 

"I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony! Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense."

 

Oh no, she'd forgotten about that. She was more upset, with the potato salad.

 

well if I dont get arrested I will be needing some help come September

 

This morning's forecast:

High today of 76....


It's 91 right now, high was 93 about an hour ago.

 

sunny and 23 here...going outside to cut some grasses

 

It’s remarkable to think that Hank Hill, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill were all friends that predate high school, and they all wound up living in different houses on the same street together.

 

Me and the 8 month old.

 

dang Unan... I hate to hear that but my thoughts will definitely be with you. I surely do hope they find out any problems you may have.

I bet your girlfriend is really concerned...bless you both.

 

Candy Cream OG..

 

That LOOKS like it smells strong

 

Yep.

 

Mmm hum..

 

havnt chained my dog or needed his leash in a couple months now.....he is trusted out over night and he has stopped chasing people on bikes and atvs 9 times out of 10....

last night the coyotes were upsetting him but he stayed on the property....just kept circling around the house....I get a lot of compliments about him....

one thing he does which I am working on is he will paw your leg when you stop petting him....not to me mind you..he knows better,,,but he does it to people who pour on the lovin for 1 minute and then stop....he wont let you stop lol...….

I warn people but no one has ever listened and they get scratched occasionally....I keep his nails naturally long for fighting any bad guys

 

awww Captain could paw my leg all he wanted...he'd just get more lovin' and pets.

He really is pretty near a perfect dog from everything I can tell.

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I'll just be damned if I'm not having gall bladder problems now...at least that is what I think is going on.

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Is this what it feels like when you start falling apart??? gahhh

I thought sex was supposed to be good for you. I thought it was going to kill me last week...stupid stitch/hurt in the side. dang if I haven't had more problems in the past month than I've had for years. At least when I broke my ankle it was just one thing...well I had the steel put in there but still...it was that one thing. This is a number of things. But I'm determined to keep my friend and get this house fixed. ha...I'm Just Kidding. I really like him, but he has a lot on his plate (as I do)...so he is more understanding that lots of men would be.

Oh and yeah...my mouth works. lol

 

this goofy lady next door had flood lights dumping right in my face, its not that bad on the deck, but walking back inside it smaacks you in the face .

 

Pittsburgh Police's New K-9 Dies
this is super sad..