Stoned Ramblings

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Noserider, May 7, 2018.

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  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Going to be a good day mate, even if they don't win. Gareth and the lads have done us proud!

    Have fun today mate, I know I will, bit hot, but I can do it lol :sunglasses::coldsweat:
     
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  2. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    Cheers mate you enjoy your day aswell :kissingheart:
     
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  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    almost time
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    Canadian researchers believe they may be getting close to a cure for jet skis
    Researchers spent years watching Canadians drive quickly in no particular direction on a lake, only to pause, look around, and then drive quickly in another direction on a lake.

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    "It can't come fast enough," screams a sedate-looking loon on Quebec's Lac Sacacomie, as she forages at 4 a.m. on a Sunday in June, trying to get a bite to eat before the onslaught of poorly-driven personal watercrafts descend on her home. "Those things are a nightmare. I understand you flightless bipeds have to get your kicks where you can, but paying thousands of dollars for sore thighs? Tabernac."

    The disease — a waterborne mutation of dirt-biking that epidemiologists have traced back to the late 70's, but that didn't achieve widespread attention until the arrival of Baywatch in 1989 — is believed to have claimed the weekends of millions of North Americans.

    Canadian researchers believe they may be getting close to a cure for jet skis | CBC Comedy
     
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  5. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Going to the brain doctor again.

    Some members asked about my new tone. Maybe due to head injury after a fall I apologize then they don't know what to do so I keep coming back because symptoms don't go away. Have had a seizure and I sleep 2 hours a day that was unexpected and new. Does not excuse if I said something rude to you.

    Might be in hospital for a while.
     
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  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    our Streaming company just went live :)
     
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  7. tumbling.dice

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    I hate those damn things. We'd be trying to fish at Lucky Peak in Idaho and seems like someone would always fly by on one of those things, balding middle-aged males usually.
     
  8. rollingalong

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    I noticed some odd posts that seemed out of character ...good luck brother.....


    another cool day ere before heatwave number 2
     
  9. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Was gonna say the same.
    Get better @unfocusedanakin
     
  10. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    good luck, man.
     
  11. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I dont have it in me
    to put it in her no more
     
  12. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I am thinking of losing this avatar...I have an idea for the next one....
     
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  13. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I’m at most 2 hrs away from the ocean. I could make it in 1.25hrs if I haul ass. There’s a river much much closer to me than that; a very short drive or a walk from my new house So there’s that issue.

    I know what you mean though; surfing is great. I learned how to surf by wind surfing with a sail. Then when I had my first wave surfing lesson in Laguna Beach, I got out there and rode my first wave all the way to shore. Blew the instructor’s mind.
     
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  14. deleted

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    I can hit the river with a golf ball ..
     
  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    You want my old one? That would be so funny if we had a swap avatar day...
     
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  16. rollingalong

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    soeone told e the highway o the other side of the border here[ape Vincent] is the highway to cannabis pens-ylvania?.....like 5 hours?......you could literally be here before dark?


    stay tuned
     
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  17. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    It's morphing... But into what whhhooooohhhooooooo
     
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    maybe 6hours.
     
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  19. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    0% chance of precipitation...under a flash flood warning.

    I'm beginning to think having a pulse is the only requirement to be a meteorologist.
     
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  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I've been saying that for years. One of the only jobs you can be wrong every day and still have a job at the end of it. Lol.
     
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