Stoned Ramblings

according to the show there is a movement in germany to get men to sit to pee....they said there was sigs up in places?...you have signs?


this is my fore cast

An extreme heat event for the Canada Day long weekend.

Beginning Saturday and continuing through the Canada Day long weekend, daytime highs are forecast to reach the low to mid thirties with humidex values into the mid forties. Overnight low temperatures are expected to be in the low twenties, providing little or no relief from the heat.

Current indications suggest that hot temperatures could continue through next week.

This will be the most significant heat event of the past few years. Heat warnings will be issued as the event draws nearer.

 

Oh wow lol okay. I'm just googling now and some of the signs are funny if they're legit lol. I haven't seen them though. Maybe they're only in the mens rooms. I always heard that women's bathrooms were worse than men's but when I was working bars and had clean up I didn't find that true but then sometimes, and I didn't have to clean cause we had cleaners but I was lock up so I had to make sure everyone was out which meant going through the toilets and kicking open stalls, and anyway, sometimes I think some woman may just, pants down, turn around while standing and just let rip, cause like, I don't know hey. Lol.

 

I can see all that being an absolute riot (fun) in Berlin though. That's why I can't stand the place lol. Excuse my ignorance, but, in Washington you have that big... Egyptian stick and that pond. Jenny ran through it on forest Gump. anyway that place there, that gets rallies and stuff, I can just see the same shit happening in Berlin but it would have to be somewhere safe because otherwise all the street punks and skinhead clans are going to wail on these guys for protesting that.

Fun fact: earlier this year the Insane Clown Posse marched on Washington to that very place to protest their fan base, Juggalos, being labelled gang members by the FBI. Another group also rallied alongside for a different cause. Pro Trump, and authorities say the Juggalos were finely represented in comparison including behaviour, even though they were all white trash face painted nonsense they marched peacefully while the Trump rally vandalised and caused fights. It didn't work out though. I'm still a gangbanger in the FBIs eyes. Lol

 

I used to see orbs just right outside my yard when I used to spend time outside at night...haven't done that in years though. To be honest, they always gave me the super creeps, and I'd try to not see them/look the other way before I'd always wind up just going back inside.

I'll never forget this conversation (from years back)...having to do with orbs. But before I tell about that conversation, I really want to know - has anyone ever been killed in that area or was it ever a cemetery?

Now here is basically how the conversation went: We were all standing outside at this house, my (ex) friend's house....he says "DANG! (or more likely DAMN!) Did you see that?"

(it was an orb)...I say YEAH! WTH?!? Also, it was a color - not just white or smoky like...but there were white/smoky orbs to be seen there! This one had a bluish/greenish tint.

My friend tells me that the voodoo high priest lived right over the other side of the mountain (big hill) he lives on...and that there were times those orbs - or round lights, as my buddy called them were around at night a lot.

My buddy asked ***** about them one day when he saw him walking the woods. Again - let me stress it was day. He was told (by the high priest - who covers over a 100 mile radius with my area being the middle) that those were just "restless spirits" that he couldn't "get to do right".

He (the high priest dude) further told my buddy that if he saw the colored ones not to look hard at them or do anything to entice them...that it would be best to go inside and let him know ASAP (the next day) what all he had seen.

As far as I know my (ex) buddy remained sort of friends/acquaintances with the high priest...that was all just too much for me. I mean I like knowing things - knowledge is power; but, I knew that was just to dang physically close to the happenings of a voodoo high priest. Interestingly enough, I already knew of this man (the high priest) because I worked with his brother at one time (on a temp job)...and the brother, nor the whole family wanted anything to do with him.

To finish this little story - I quit being friends with the dude not because of his acquaintance-ship with the high priest but because he got on dope so bad it was unreal. He would steal, whore out his girlfriend, anything just to get another hit and high. I may love my weed but that is it, and I for damn sure don't want to be around a thief with no self control.

 

The 'stick' is the Washington Memorial. The 'pond' is the Reflecting Pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial. They're both located on The Mall.

If you go anywhere else in Washington, D.C. besides The Mall you're putting your life at risk. The violent crime rate is three times the national average.

 

No. It's an unwritten rule amongst men that if you encounter a guy in the public bathroom going nr. 1 sitting that you aim to defecate on his head. That's the masculine thing to do. Also it's a bonding thing of course (among the masculine men)

 

Putting away my washed guest bedding

Top sheet nicely folded
Blankets nicely folded
Pillow cases nicely folded

I hate the fitted sheet. Hate it. It will never fold in one million years. I hide it inside the folded blanket.

Fitted mattress pad is another one but it stays on the queen.

 

irminsul...you are a gang banger in my eyes too

I mastered folding a fitted sheet years ago....its a weird fold because you gotta flip 2 of he corners inside out to fit the other 2 corners

 

Uh, she is absolutely a gang banger. It's not even open to debate.

 

inside a disposable pen.

 

I have the feeling gangbanger means something different than I think here... or?

Enlighten me!

 

I think the operative word here is endarkenment Michael

 

This just in: quark to invade Poland this September.

I was browsing around on a teaching forum (yes, I was cheating on Hip Forums) and came across a post that was seeking native English speakers for a week-long seminar in Poland. I'll be talking with Polish ESL teachers and giving them tips on pronunciation and all of that boring shit.

At first, I thought "Hmm, an all-inclusive week in Poland... That's not good enough, they better pay for my flight tickets, too." So I asked them and they said they'd reimburse me for half... What a fucking world... (Yes, I know a "true" all-inclusive trip would be totally free, but for $400, I can't complain)

I told my boss and he said "Fine, you're not getting paid for the week... And you need to find someone to take your classes." In a perfect world, I'd be able to ask my Polish friend to cover for me, but she's a math teacher and can't teach English... She actually talked to the guy who booked my tickets to make sure everything was legitimate. 20% of the reason I decided to go was simply to spite her and say "ha-ha, I'm going to your home country."

The only shitty thing is that it's in September, which is early in the school year... On a positive note, I'll get to tell the kids "I'm super fucking busy and going to Poland as the guest of honour for an international English seminar, so you better not screw around while I'm gone." (I'm in no way a guest of honour and really not that busy... But they don't need to know that)

 

Nope, same thing. She gave me a bloody nose for giving her the "stink eye", she called it.

I wasn't even looking at her.

 

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I have an addictive personality and sometimes it's really hard to stay off the poisons. My intentions are good I just have the wrong biochemistry...If I was consistently around better people...Nevertheless I'm doing well.

 

the trans couple are asking ,demanding a rent decrease from 550 down to 450 because they removed their troublesome cats....I have been so fucking generous to thse two you wouldn't believe it...I said hell no....come and get the dog or give me the 100 dollars....you are welcome to move out if you aren't happy

 

If my dad wanted to say a guy was Gay he say that the guy "squats to pee".

 

Amusing.