Stoned Ramblings

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  1. RainyDayHype

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    He's actually pretty good looking. Just strange enough.
     
  2. RainyDayHype

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    I think he has good second husband potential. But we would most likely divorce in 1-3 yrs. Lmao.
     
  3. McFuddy

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    Hmmm shouldn't second husband material have a better projection... Like 'possibly never get divorced'? :p
     
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  4. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    checked the weather, saw it was going to rain. figure i'll participate in the next sale. moved heavy ass shit. tired of waiting. mad. frustrated. tired.
     
  5. RainyDayHype

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    Nah cuz I'm gonna end up a spinster.
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Look overhead, the dead vulture. Circling in the sunlight like a sculpture. She rests, the dead vulture, praying on her next victim, the dead vulture with her birds eye. When I'm alone I appear within the trees or so it seems, with my collection of human bones I picked clean. The human vulture watch me sculpt my skulls, I'm at the top of my game, completely sane for a change. I'm no longer estranged I'm off the meat hooks, that one failed experiment that the Nazis once created. Never once resuscitated now I'm after perpetrators and I'm just giving you a glimpse inside, you can't hide. I'm the deep eye'd sqwarking freak, give you a peek before you start to speak tearing you piece from piece, limb to limb and flesh from bone I'm in the zone swooping down on unexpecting prey when they're all alone. The keenest of eyes, I spy with my bird eye a couple more suckers gone be dead from my fly by. Hunger pains, feel like I'm in chains call it anger has got me on the road picking eye balls out of strangers

    I swoop down, death is in flight when it's all over I pick you clean to the skeleton then I'm telling them that I am the dead vulture. You know that death certain when I am the dead vulture, look up and I'm circling.

    On a roof top, pirched high to start my back drop, watching as you breath your last breath before your heart stops. Peel the skin back, peckin' eyes on the front porch, tearing off the limbs of evil souls is my sport. I'm in your courts and around your ports I'm really death at your door, my appetite and thirst is real, I need more. My wingspan casts a wide shadow like a dragon but I don't no rings like that fool Bilbo Baggins. If your skin is sagging, bruised up and bad I'mma tear it off you body like an old ass rag. You know I'd like to say I've made a skin suit but to be true you're just food and I gotta eat or else I'mma cop an attitude!

    I swoop down, death is in flight when it's all over pick you clean to the skeleton then I'm telling them that I am the dead vulture. You know that death certain when I am the dead vulture, look up and I'm circling.
     
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    im by the river ..the wind is blowing the rain out the trees on a clear night . the its very nice.
     
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  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    We had a still day yesterday and I had the fire drum going. It was awesome. :) now back to rains.

    There was also lots of birds on the electrical wires over head, some parrots and green and red birds. Pretty cute. :) and a squadron of really loud sqwarking things that were annoying the dog. Lol

    I didn't get the chance to go wolf watching, so, I just threw balls and watched my own wolf have fun. He also left his rope in the driveway and I parked the truck on it and he then got to play tug war all day and he didn't win. He gave up. :p

    And we had a friend come over and the indoor rabbit bit her lol. And then he wouldn't go near her was really weary haha. He's so cute.

    I burned 4 types of wood yesterday and it was a good burn just white ash left in the drum. Was hot too. Experimenting for next camping.
     
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  10. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Russia is saying that Canada's gradual legalization of pot violates international law. Russia wants a 'drug free society.' I have a soft spot for the Ruskies but this is grossly arrogant of them.
     
  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Lol. Russia. "we don't want any white Russian woman to sleep with anybody from another country during the world cup. Consequences of being a single mother of a mongrel child won't receive government benefits"
     
  12. Irminsul

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    That was the most lack luster NASCAR race I ever seen. Not even one spin off, on a road course. :frowning:
    Good run by my boy, Chase. He got 17 stage points plus running 4th in the end. That's a good points haul. The rest of my boys? They're still running. :tearsofjoy:
     
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  13. eggsprog

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    I was willing to look the other way on Crimea, but this is a step too far!

    How dare we stop putting people in cages for growing a plant!
     
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  14. Irminsul

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    rofl. those facial expressions really do make a difference.

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  15. Irminsul

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    Oh man I almost pulled off an upset lol, late caution flag came out I'm coming 2nd it'll be less than 10 laps to go i think, oh hell lets get 2 tires and see... and so I did and I led and I led and then I tried too hard in turn one, went high got passed, less than a lap later the yellow comes out.. would have won but came 2nd. hehe. that was fun as. Totally makes up for the real race lol.
     
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  16. Vanilla Gorilla

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    The blast radius of a 100 kiloton plutonium device makes everything go soft
     
  17. rollingalong

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    I have a full day of tiny jobs...but lots of them
     
  18. rollingalong

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    so you are racing the same circuit as actual nascar ?....can oil be spilled on the track?....do you see a sim of dudes putting the tires o or is a time penalty per tire?...can your pit crew mess up or get beaned by another car coming in?....can you over shoot the spot and be penalised?
     
  19. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Of all the places I have a soft spot for, Russia ranks #1 in NO SOFT SPOT FROM ME.

    There are, however, LOTS of Russian people I do feel for...I don't think they are able any more than many (most) of us here in the USA to "just leave". It has gotten to where I literally want to vomit on EVERYBODY I hear say that crap to people here - "if you don't like it, leave"...OR if you're from around here "if'n u don liiiiiike hit, jest go". Idiots can't seem to comprehend that if you can't even find a minimum wage job, much less MORE than a minimum wage job, the option of "jest go" jest goes right out of the window.

    smh
     
  20. rollingalong

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    lynn you seem to have a bee in your bonnet :)
     
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