stoned in public what do u do?

they always seem to hang out near the food court

 

somebody's gotta protect those foot-longs!

 

So, a few weeks ago, after me and my friends finals were over, we went to his house while no one was home (about 1:30 pm) and smoked 4 bowls of some FINE bud. We listened to music for about an hour and then i had to go..
Now, my friend lives on a one way street that has an elementary school at the end.. and just my luck:
I walk out of his house and school had just let out at the elementary school. 3rd graders running around, parents waiting for their kids.. the whole deal.
I didn't know what to do, so I just called someone on the phone and started talking. I got home, looked in the mirror and saw that my eyes were redder than a cherry...

 

Long time ago when It was maybe my... 20th time smoking I got way baked off some crazy kush. I went into Baskin (31 flavors) Robbins, and there was a lot of people in there. When I got up to the guy behind the glass, he was like
what can i get you?
I pointed to the poster behind him and said THREE OF THOSE
and he was like WHaat?
Once we got that figured out, he asked what size...
I picked up the display size off the counter and said, THREE OF THESE!
My friend apologized for me, and he said
haha ohh yeah what are you guys smokin
we responded kush.

good times.

 

I dont act any differently except sometimes my speech gets really fucked up, like i cant prenounce words or i say the same word twice or my speech is just really slurred in general. People dont think im high then, just a weirdo.
I only messed up once and that was phoning a pizza shop, but luckily my friend was working there and answered the phone
"Where do you want it delievered?"
"Teds house"

 

smoke

 

lol! :spliff:

 

i remenber when i went to see crerks 2 high as hell ,it was 5 of us soo baked..so we r in front roll LAUGHTING OUR ASSES OFF!..and i hear someone yell...FUCKING STONERS! and everyone in the movie theater starts laughting ..and the 5 of us are like going down in the chair so ashamed lol

 

public? not many stories but i clearly remember being at the dinner table with my ENTIRE family (including extended) and i just smoked to cope with my stupid family and i burped a huge cloud of pot smoke over the table! luckily only my stoner sister noticed and she found it very amusing and started laughing (bcuz i was with her when we smoked)