stoned in public what do u do?

Man I am laughing my ass off! I swear that is some funny shiz.

Neway, me and my cousin and 3 other people were high as hell. We went to Taco Belle at like midnight and ordered a bunch of stuff (like $40 worth of food between 5 of us...at TACO BELLE). Then my cousin goes..."can we supersize all that?" so the person says they are not mcdonalds, no. My cousin then asks for McFlurries on all the meals instead of drinks. I crack the hell up and the person tells him they can't do that as they are not McDonalds. So my cousin zones out for a second. Then I tap him on the shoulder and he asks for 4 mcflurries and to supersize the drinks! NO LIE! It was some funny stuff.

 

I've been high in public so many times, and I'm good with self control, so I don't give it away (sometimes I get paranoid though and have to get in a house somewhere) anyway I still remember one time.
Me and my buddy decide at like 6pm to go to timhortons and get some timbits (this was like the 8th time we had smoked, we were complete newbs) So we get in the tim hortons, and I'm like 20 timbits, alllllllll chocolate, the ladys like alright, and what will you have, hes like 20 timbits, shes like what kind, hes like oh I really like the round ones, shes like uh... they are ALL round, so hes like oh well.... a good kind? Shes like ok how about chocolate? hes like FUCK NO I HATE CHOCOLATE! I'll have the dutchies... no wait! CHOCOLATE! and completely orders 20 chocolate timbits.
We left and I almost died laughing, I had to hold it in the whole thing, it was great though, me and the tim hortons lady looking at him like hes a psycopath.

 

thats y all my food always looks like a taco when its supposed to be a friggin sandwitch...i remenber i was in a drive tru with my pals and the guy took his sweet ass time and when he came up to the window i was so blazed that i called him a bastard...and we all know what that means...i think he took it to the heart

 

well....ive been high in public places for most of my teenage life..lol- the most hilarious recent experience was on x-mas eve and me and my friends smoked two blunts and went to midnight mass! were not even religious, we just wanted a place to go on xmas eve lol.
another time, my friends and i went through the BK drive-thru and they have this thing inside, like a mega-phone where you can hear every word the person at the speaker is saying throughout the whole building. and we went on whopper wednesday, so the place was packed. anyways as we pulled up to the speaker she was like "can i take your order" and the whole car was like silent for a minute then went "ppppppppppffffffffffftttttttttahahhahahahahahahhah ha ha h a ha" and roared , we forgot what we came there for. Another time i was with 2 of my friends and we were in a parking lot, where most of our friends hang out and we were smokin doobs, and within a run of like 20 seconds about 18 people we knew throughout our lives showed up from old neighbors, to class nerds, to my buddy's dad. anyways we pulled away, and it was night remind you and my friend drove right over a curb that was like 1-1.5 ft high doing like 70/kph!!! and the hubcaps blew off and chased us down the hill. all you could hear was people roaring, horn honking, even people in the tim hortons drive thru were weak!! it was badd man, so baddd! good times though!

 

lol one of the stupidiest things that happened to me was when TROY came out me and my friends went to see it and their parents showed up about 2 rows next to us and im looking at the screen and drinking a slurpie and this old dude comes out and i just lost it i was laughting my ass so bad and my friends are like...HEY wtf...dude i could not friggin hold it in that old guy was like..FOR TROY!!!!...im like FUCK! lol so im holding it in and my friend is like dude shut up my parents are near drink out of ur fucking slurpie so i did and the dude came out again and i just spit the slurpie in the floor laughting my ass off .eventually i calmed down by not looking at the screen...the thing that was going through my mind was that old guy like fighting and dying lol

 

I prefer to not be in public when I am stoned. It makes me nervous.

 

^ thats y its so funny cause ur always thinking..do i have my pants on...are they looking at me,how do i look...did i put the blunt out b4 trowing it into the dry leaves lol,so it makes u paranoid as hell and to people u must seem so weird

 

lol!! I'm glad I'm not the only one! Everytime I go the bathroom I come out and have to do the pat down. lol

Pants on? Check
Shirt on? Check
Pot secure? Check
Shoes on? Check
Creepy grin wiped off face? Impossible

 

Same.

 

I was baked a few nights ago studying. I made the pizza guy rock paper scissor me for a tip and i left him 10 bucks by accident. hah

 

I do that constantly, I'll get like an egg and cheese sandwich from Dunkin Donuts and a bottle of water it's like 3.50 even and im like peelin off singles like crazy the woman at the register was like no no that's enough, that's enough!

she was laughing she knew what was up, and she always makes fun of me when I go in there sober or high now lolol

 

I was in a movie with my girl yesterday when I was high, and I was talking really really loud apparantly during the first min of the movie and pissing people off, but my girl told me, so then I stopped

also, once I was with my gf in a mexican restaraunt when I was high, and I forgot to put visine in, and the lady at the desk was this college student, and she was like "are you high man?" and I tried to say no, but apparantly I was like "yeah mannn" and she was like "nice, that's how I roll"

 

i was in a family menbers house and they have this crystal screen and im SOOO STONED!!!...so they are all outside checking out the cars and i was like ohh ima go to the backyard and pet the dogs...i went face first into the screen ...i found the entire thing so funny that i actually cried laughting cause i was like..DUDE...THAT WAS CLASIC

 

haha these are all hilarious, i just went through and read all of these lol

 

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Stoned yeah man

 

thats tight as hell

 

hahaha. So I just got back from cross country skiing. 'Twas the first time I ever tried it stoned. lol Anyways...I came across this guy walking his dog...and he said something like "Looks like you're coming along well."....I'm still not sure if he was being sarcastic. It was great though. When I would let my mind wander I would start skiing off the path like a distracted driver. (mind you, he didn't see that. lol) And at one point everytime I would look ahead along the trail, the trees on both side would jump back really fast when I looked up. Weird...

 

yeah she put extra cheese on my chimichanga, and it was all melty and awesome, she was cool

 

thats like what happened to me and my friend at mcdonalds. he was up ordering some food and the ladie at the register looked in his eyes and was like "i know whats good for you" and gave him a mcflurry for free and pointed to her earing which was a golden pot leaf. it was awesome. but then i stole his mcflurry cause i drove him around all day

 

one pace i absolutly fuckin hate is the mall, EXCEPT when i'm blowed. then it's the funnest place ever. those rent-a-pigs are always fat and slow.